Long awaited 20 Things About Me
1. I'm obsessed with giand squids. I have no interest in biology, other than that, but I cannot get enough of shows on the Discovery Channel about cephalopods, especially the elusive giant squd. Did you know that no one has ever captured live adult? Sometimes they catch babies, but they don't live long in captivity. A lot of what we know about them are based on their corpses. And sometimes scientists find their huge beaks inside the bellies of equally huge whales.
2. I am fucking addicted to instant grits. You can't get them in Canada, but my boy is from the south, so his fam sent us a stash.
3. I have so many crushes on people it's shocking. Luckily, I am a Good Person, so I will never act on any of them.
4. Sometimes I play bass and sing. Here's me doing this last weekend:
5. Sometimes I give people advice about their computers. Like I helped my friend Adam pick out a laptop a few months ago. This seems strange to me for some reason.
6. I don't get enough of teh sex.
7. If you talk to me on MSN, I will add "z" to the end of random phrases for no real reason. As in, "lolz!" and "laterz!"
8. Also "lol" is the only netspeak I ever use. Sometimes "brb," but that's seriously it. I can't friggin stand it when people can't be bothered to spell out "you."
9. I am a Teaching Assistant, and I am a very hard marker. Fucking deal with it. If you can't run with the big dogs, what the fuck are you doing in university in the first place??
10. I want a new haircut, but my usual stylist Lynn has been on maternity leave for several months and I don't know when or even if she's coming back. As a result, I've resorted to often cutting my own bangs and just leaving the rest. I have these horrible split ends.
This is what I want, but I don't trust anyone else except Lynn to make major changes to my mane:
I've been watching too much L Word, I'd say.
11. I'm a mod on my friend Matthew's forum. Over there, when people get the zot, we say they got "banned."
12. I have a movie date with two hot ladeez tomorrow.
13. My boss is pretty funny. She really hates this one girl who works there and is waiting for her to fuck up again so she has an excuse to fire her. She talks about it every day, how she can't wait to "can her sorry ass."
14. I've decided that I genuinely like WinAmp better than iTunes.
15. "Billie Jean" by Michael Jackson has the best bass line ever written, EVAR. Go Jacko!
16. Sometimes I wear Axe deoderant body spray for men. I used to steal my boy's all the time, but he got sick of me doing this so I bought my own. I picked "Tsunami" because it sounded the most deadly. But then at Wal-Mart the other day I saw that they had an Axe gift pack that comes with a can of "Willing" and a can of "Able" and now I want that. Anyway, so far I can report that I don't get humped by random hot women when I walk down the street, but I'm still hopeful.
17. I'd totally do it with David Cross if I got the chance.
18. I went to Vegas for a few days in 2002 and I did not gamble. Not even slots. I just wanted to look at the lights and drink foot-long margaritas.
19. I've been nursing The Shipping News for months. So worth savoring. I've only got two chapters left and I'm kinda sad.
20. I love to drink cosmopolitans. I'm such a trendy whore.
1. I'm obsessed with giand squids. I have no interest in biology, other than that, but I cannot get enough of shows on the Discovery Channel about cephalopods, especially the elusive giant squd. Did you know that no one has ever captured live adult? Sometimes they catch babies, but they don't live long in captivity. A lot of what we know about them are based on their corpses. And sometimes scientists find their huge beaks inside the bellies of equally huge whales.
2. I am fucking addicted to instant grits. You can't get them in Canada, but my boy is from the south, so his fam sent us a stash.
3. I have so many crushes on people it's shocking. Luckily, I am a Good Person, so I will never act on any of them.
4. Sometimes I play bass and sing. Here's me doing this last weekend:
5. Sometimes I give people advice about their computers. Like I helped my friend Adam pick out a laptop a few months ago. This seems strange to me for some reason.
6. I don't get enough of teh sex.
7. If you talk to me on MSN, I will add "z" to the end of random phrases for no real reason. As in, "lolz!" and "laterz!"
8. Also "lol" is the only netspeak I ever use. Sometimes "brb," but that's seriously it. I can't friggin stand it when people can't be bothered to spell out "you."
9. I am a Teaching Assistant, and I am a very hard marker. Fucking deal with it. If you can't run with the big dogs, what the fuck are you doing in university in the first place??
10. I want a new haircut, but my usual stylist Lynn has been on maternity leave for several months and I don't know when or even if she's coming back. As a result, I've resorted to often cutting my own bangs and just leaving the rest. I have these horrible split ends.
This is what I want, but I don't trust anyone else except Lynn to make major changes to my mane:
I've been watching too much L Word, I'd say.
11. I'm a mod on my friend Matthew's forum. Over there, when people get the zot, we say they got "banned."
12. I have a movie date with two hot ladeez tomorrow.
13. My boss is pretty funny. She really hates this one girl who works there and is waiting for her to fuck up again so she has an excuse to fire her. She talks about it every day, how she can't wait to "can her sorry ass."
14. I've decided that I genuinely like WinAmp better than iTunes.
15. "Billie Jean" by Michael Jackson has the best bass line ever written, EVAR. Go Jacko!
16. Sometimes I wear Axe deoderant body spray for men. I used to steal my boy's all the time, but he got sick of me doing this so I bought my own. I picked "Tsunami" because it sounded the most deadly. But then at Wal-Mart the other day I saw that they had an Axe gift pack that comes with a can of "Willing" and a can of "Able" and now I want that. Anyway, so far I can report that I don't get humped by random hot women when I walk down the street, but I'm still hopeful.
17. I'd totally do it with David Cross if I got the chance.
18. I went to Vegas for a few days in 2002 and I did not gamble. Not even slots. I just wanted to look at the lights and drink foot-long margaritas.
19. I've been nursing The Shipping News for months. So worth savoring. I've only got two chapters left and I'm kinda sad.
20. I love to drink cosmopolitans. I'm such a trendy whore.
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OOOH! and i got home to a wonderful message on my answering machine from w49.