Monday Jan 24, 2005

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Just read and/or heard a couple things I enjoyed that I thought I would share.

I asked a guy I know who just moved to a nearby podunk town how things were there. He answered

"It would take 32 women to make a smile there"

And I read this morning something Will Durst said that made me laugh.

"Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver: The first phase of a genetic experiment to breed a bulletproof Kennedy.

iggy:
thats the funniest thing i heard in a while....
cayce:
i will let you know when i find it.
any time it takes 32 people to make a smile, the outlook is not good. wink

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