mellythepirate

Dude, the end of the school year cannot come soon enough. I'm about to kill them little bastards.

I remember when I was a kid, I read this science fiction book about how the government controlled who could an could not have children. And I thought, "How horrible! What tyranny!" Now I think about it and I'm like, "That would be awesome! Helps overpopulation and most of the hellions in my building would not be exist. It might be kind of amazing."

The best news of my life is the fact that I'm allowed to look for another school. I know the first few years of teaching are tough enough, but no place can be worse than this one.