mellythepirate

hey friends, this account is gonna be done soon and i can't say that i care much. i hardly log on anymore, but it's been real. thanks for the good times and all the memories. if you want to see me and have no other way of getting in contact with me, then, well, i probably don't like you that much anyway.

can someone tell me how to use the webcam on my netbook so that i can take a picture of my tattoo and post it here? i have an asus. i know it works because i just gchatted with my friend but i can't figure out how to access it. and i can't use my digital camera because it ended up in a pile of...
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So, how has YOUR summer gone? Have you spent time with your beautiful nieces and nephew? Did you road trip up the West Coast? Have you gone surfing? Have you ridden a boat through all the lakes in Seattle? Did you have a naked dance party with 15 close friends and several strangers while camping in the desert? Did you get a tattoo? No? Well...
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yo yo yo bitches. i am officially done with school. that means i am not speaking to anyone under the age of 18 until september 8. i'm off to san fran in a few weeks, and possibly vegas, then road trip up the west coast, and home sweet seattle until i decide i miss new york again. in other good news, i've had a couple...
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really, why do we even tell the kids to come to school in june? if you're gonna throw backpacks at each other, just stay home. it'll make life much simpler for all of us. show up for graduation, and get your report cards, and then DON'T EFFING TALK TO ME. I CAN'T DEAL WITH YOUR CRAZY ALL DAY.

actually my 8th graders read with pre-k...
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in no particular order

-toronto was fun
-i have been depressed lately
-i need summer plans
-i want the school year to be done
-why am i not already asleep
-i am excited for my new apartment in august
-i want to clean
-someone please add some testimonials to my profile
-i love the people that live in my building and our lovely bbq's

so for anyone keeping score, all results are in. drumroll please....

guess who's got two thumbs and is completely std free? *me pointing at myself.* also, no baby to speak of. the visit from aunt flo, although unnecessarily late, was especially welcome this month.

which means i can leave all transgressions from vegas behind me and never think upon that experience again. except for how...
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i think world war 2 began at my school this week.

there was a fight 1st period monday morning (side note: how do you even have enough energy to make that happen) and lots of shenanigans all this week only to culminate in another lovely fight this afternoon which got cleaned up by the police in just enough time for me to walk outside and...
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i hadn't drank since vegas and now i remember why. it's been a long weekend and i feel a little sick.

the girls won at flip cup today, which was awesome even though we lost at football. i left early to do work but all i've done is sleep, watch internet videos, and feel gross. i just started lesson planning now. oops. i'll finish this...
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I might already just be coasting until the end of the year.

Or at least until Spring Break.

A little Seattle, and then VEGAS, BABY, VEGAS!!!!

Dear New Yorkers,

I'm in Seattle for the month, getting paid my teacher's salary to sit around and drink with friends. I brought my favorite boy along with me and I hope we will have a good time.

Sending you love from the West Coast,
Melly

<3 <3 <3

Dude, the end of the school year cannot come soon enough. I'm about to kill them little bastards.

I remember when I was a kid, I read this science fiction book about how the government controlled who could an could not have children. And I thought, "How horrible! What tyranny!" Now I think about it and I'm like, "That would be awesome! Helps overpopulation and...
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