So, I'm packing for my big move and I know I should pack light, stuff it all into one big backpack or something. But I want to take all my pretty underthings...and my wafflemaker...and every word I've ever written...And every word you've ever written to me...And all the books and baubles I've collected over the years...and the music. I don't even know how to tackle...
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joyrider:
everything important fits in a backpack.
joyrider:
or in your head.
He's gone 2000 miles
It's very far
The snow is falling down
I miss you
The children will sing
He'll be back at Christmastime
In these frozen and silent nights
Sometimes in a dream you appear
Outside under the purple sky
Diamonds in the snow sparkle
Our hearts were singing
It felt like Christmastime
2000 miles
Is very far through the snow
I'll think of...
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It's very far
The snow is falling down
I miss you
The children will sing
He'll be back at Christmastime
In these frozen and silent nights
Sometimes in a dream you appear
Outside under the purple sky
Diamonds in the snow sparkle
Our hearts were singing
It felt like Christmastime
2000 miles
Is very far through the snow
I'll think of...
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joyrider:
i am hearing shane macgowan, maybe.
the salvation army people hate me. their bells are twitchy and i'd rather be far away.
the salvation army people hate me. their bells are twitchy and i'd rather be far away.
I dreamt I was watching Conan O'Brien, and Andy Richter had just left, so they were doing this thing where they were auditioning new sidekicks. Kind of a long-running gag over the course of a few weeks. And John Candy was the guest and he said something funny (I forget what) and Jon Cryer, who was the sidekick that day, goes, "thank you folks, I'll...
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joyrider:
you have even stranger dreams than me. i don't meet people like you often.
I shouldn't have gotten drunk in that voodou cemetery in New Orleans.
I shouldn't have gotten drunk in that voodou cemetery in New Orleans.
I shouldn't have gotten drunk in that voodou cemetery in New Orleans.
I didn't mean no disrespect. Honest. Please let me off the hook.
I shouldn't have gotten drunk in that voodou cemetery in New Orleans.
I shouldn't have gotten drunk in that voodou cemetery in New Orleans.
I didn't mean no disrespect. Honest. Please let me off the hook.
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toiletooth:
i shouldn't have shaved my balls.
i shouldn't have shaved my balls.
i shouldn't have shaved my balls.
i shouldn't have shaved my balls.
i just thought it sounded cool. but no one but me knows about it.
i'm not going to do that again.
i shouldn't have shaved my balls.
i shouldn't have shaved my balls.
i shouldn't have shaved my balls.
i just thought it sounded cool. but no one but me knows about it.
i'm not going to do that again.
joyrider:
you got the loa ridin' you. best get clear o' that, little girl.
I can't stop cumming.
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joyrider:
taswell: hells yeah we do. buddhists got on the left-hand path and divined sex-magick tantra.
mel: good for you. make an o face for me, pretty please.
mel: good for you. make an o face for me, pretty please.
joyrider:
when are you back in denver?
Lordy, have I met my match.
emily:
oh?
joyrider:
oh, that's always fun. best of luck proving yourself wrong.
The boy has a way with words, believe me.
thirsty:
ya, but the girl's got limits. according to ac/dc anyway.
cook sew draw write nap play listen bathe
Tuesday is the best day.
The kids are here.
I love cartoons and grilled cheese.
Tuesday is the best day.
The kids are here.
I love cartoons and grilled cheese.
incest:
i want to be a member too.
I love this weather.
chaosmonkey:
Really? It must be so fucking cold up there! It's fucking cold here. Brrr, 'n' shit. Too bad you aren't in my attic. I'd ask you to keep me warm.
Oh, so you know me so well now, huh? Cuz you read my diary when I was gone. You said, "you would've done the same thing if I left my journal laying on the couch." And yeah. You're right. I've read it. And you're a shitty writer. You've taken too many drugs and it has destroyed your ability to complete a thought. So yeah. I...
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