I'm all hatey today. Poo.
It's probably cuz I can't get my usual mid-day naps WITH THESE FUCKING PAINTERS IN THE HOUSE. GAH.
Everytime I hear or see one of them, the lizardy part of my brain says, "KILL KILL KILL."
It's kind of reassuring to know that that part of me still exists, actually.
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It's probably cuz I can't get my usual mid-day naps WITH THESE FUCKING PAINTERS IN THE HOUSE. GAH.
Everytime I hear or see one of them, the lizardy part of my brain says, "KILL KILL KILL."
It's kind of reassuring to know that that part of me still exists, actually.
Update:
Wow, total mood swing to wootness in about 10...
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Yet another interesting side-effect of quitting smoking: increased blood flow to the extremities.
Mrowwwww. It's like I'm thirteen all over again.
Mrowwwww. It's like I'm thirteen all over again.
anonymouse:
There are two actors more punchable than Ethan Hawke who are more famous than he is: Colin Farrell and Russell Crowe (they might be the same person, I'm not sure).
Now, I specify "actors" because I know people in real life who are more punchable. I mean, people that I know. Personally. And I can restrain myself. From punching them. Because I'm a pussy and scared of the consequences and also a pacifist.
Now, I specify "actors" because I know people in real life who are more punchable. I mean, people that I know. Personally. And I can restrain myself. From punching them. Because I'm a pussy and scared of the consequences and also a pacifist.
relethed:
mmm...11th finger....
I want to start a punk band that does nothing but covers of Prince songs and Run DMC songs.
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relethed:
the mfa has been a big sanity saver for me. i managed in a college po for 3 years after finishing my ba, and...oh, lord. there were valuable lessons to be had, and it looks nice on my resume, and i met a lot of nice people, but when you have a personality that cries out for a direction in life while you're ensconced in a day in day out job? needless to say my mind doesn't cry on me so much now that i'm back in school doing something with a more tangible direction.
so do you write much? i'd be interested to see what you write. it's great to see writers who pay attention to philosophy and theory--for myself, that's so critical to creating enduring, worthwhile art.
my big advice (though you've prob heard it from profs) is to really research the professors and the program's stylistic direction when you're looking at mfa's. i wound up in a program pretty entrenched in traditional, realistic fiction. it's working out for me, but i've had plenty of frustration so far, as someone exploring the boundaries...
see you on the flip side
so do you write much? i'd be interested to see what you write. it's great to see writers who pay attention to philosophy and theory--for myself, that's so critical to creating enduring, worthwhile art.
my big advice (though you've prob heard it from profs) is to really research the professors and the program's stylistic direction when you're looking at mfa's. i wound up in a program pretty entrenched in traditional, realistic fiction. it's working out for me, but i've had plenty of frustration so far, as someone exploring the boundaries...
see you on the flip side
lefty:
if you include Morris day and the time, im in... we could do Jungle Love!
"whats with the porn abstention?" thats the question i keep getting.. it was really doing bad things to my mind... you know things are bad when things you never thought would turn you on are turning you on... it just had to be done for a while...
"whats with the porn abstention?" thats the question i keep getting.. it was really doing bad things to my mind... you know things are bad when things you never thought would turn you on are turning you on... it just had to be done for a while...
corpus is much improved by a little fog. though I suppose most cities are.
kingbugs:
...apple, ripple, champipple (a la fred sanford), cripple (?), Mr. Whipple, ...
I almost wish I could bring myself to watch it, just so I could play this:
http://www.marcmelzer.net/sotudg/
http://www.marcmelzer.net/sotudg/
m1e2r3l4i5s:
no shit!.... we'd all be in the bathroom puking our guts out
krista:
Oh no, not Leif Garrett! I was like the only girl in may class that didn't think he was cute. Such a freaking mess he turned into.
Why is it that a placard on someone's front door that contains the following biblical passage:
"As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord."
virtually guarantees I will not be receiving a tip? Am I putting off invisible atheist vibes or something?
But that's all the bitching I'm going to do about work for a while. It's so insignificant anyway. I just...
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"As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord."
virtually guarantees I will not be receiving a tip? Am I putting off invisible atheist vibes or something?
But that's all the bitching I'm going to do about work for a while. It's so insignificant anyway. I just...
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anonymouse:
PS: I have a "No biblethumping" placard on my door. Unfortunately, it doesn't thwart the mormons on early sunday mornings. NO, I DO NOT WANT A COPY OF THE WATCHTOWER.
I would tip you.
I would tip you.
krista:
Oh, the Def Leppard Behind the Music...I love the narrator. *giggle*
Contrary to apparently popular belief, $1 on a $40 order IS NOT A GOOD TIP, YOU COCKHOLE.
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lefty:
oh yeah, and i think that college students should be exempt from having to tip... 
hellkitten:
"cockhole" would that be a male name, or female?
You know why the internet rules? Because two seasons of Mr. Show and 8 episodes of Get a Life will be in my mailbox within the week. Fuck yeah.
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anonymouse:
David Cross is my short, balding Jewish boyfriend.
It's true.
It's true.
lefty:
whoa i didnt know henry rollins was an SG member... oh wait... DOH
that pic totally looks like rollins in the "liar" video...
that pic totally looks like rollins in the "liar" video...
I need to plug something here: the only record review site I've ever found on the web that's worth a damn:
http://www.markprindle.com
DO NOT GO HERE IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED. IT'LL PROBABLY JUST MAKE YOU CRY A LOT.
All I can say is, the man uses "vulva" as an adverb.
Yep.
http://www.markprindle.com
DO NOT GO HERE IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED. IT'LL PROBABLY JUST MAKE YOU CRY A LOT.
All I can say is, the man uses "vulva" as an adverb.
Yep.
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miss_piss:
i don't know you
you were in my head when i woke up this morning
well the word/name meempants
i don't even know how to pronounce it
i was upset with you
you were in my head when i woke up this morning
well the word/name meempants
i don't even know how to pronounce it
i was upset with you
anonymouse:
I don't open my mouth unless I can say something intelligent. In fact, I often keep my mouth shut because I live in fear of being perceived as stupid. Which is, well, stupid.
Heh. "Pimp." I kind of hate that the concept of being a pimp is glamorized and that it's used as a compliment. I don't like that. And I really hate those "pimp and ho" parties. I went to one, and I was the only girl dressed in drag. Fuck that shit.
http://www.bobanddavid.com Go check out I LOVE MOVIES: the only movie review column that's worth a damn. I mean, now that Pauline Kael's dead.
Heh. "Pimp." I kind of hate that the concept of being a pimp is glamorized and that it's used as a compliment. I don't like that. And I really hate those "pimp and ho" parties. I went to one, and I was the only girl dressed in drag. Fuck that shit.
http://www.bobanddavid.com Go check out I LOVE MOVIES: the only movie review column that's worth a damn. I mean, now that Pauline Kael's dead.
This just occured to me:
1. I hate "drama".
2. However, life is conflict, i.e. "drama".
3. Paradoxically, I don't hate life. I kinda like it, actually.
So what's up with that? Am I lying when I say I hate "drama"? Is conflict less important to life than I think? Or at least to my own?
Oh by the way, new pic ctrl f-5. Hair...
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1. I hate "drama".
2. However, life is conflict, i.e. "drama".
3. Paradoxically, I don't hate life. I kinda like it, actually.
So what's up with that? Am I lying when I say I hate "drama"? Is conflict less important to life than I think? Or at least to my own?
Oh by the way, new pic ctrl f-5. Hair...
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elisabeth:
Great taste in music. Fuck drama, but love life.
tawnya:
now, you'e close, i don't like prince, i worship at his altar.
one of my greatest fears is that someone will catch me dancing around the house while listening to him. that boy can really make me let go. *swoon*
one of my greatest fears is that someone will catch me dancing around the house while listening to him. that boy can really make me let go. *swoon*
This is the sound I make when I dance:
LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!
LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!
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kingbugs:
fishy tuna
aoife:
Hehehehe.
No, you can't vote twice.
No, you can't vote twice.
Interesting side-effect of not smoking #1: can identify and precisely locate every source of cigarette smoke within a mile radius by smell. Kind of like spidey-sense, but less useful.
Interesting side-effect #2: apparently smoking really does make you cool, because I've turned into a spastic dork.
It's getting easier. Eeeeexcellent.
Interesting side-effect #2: apparently smoking really does make you cool, because I've turned into a spastic dork.
It's getting easier. Eeeeexcellent.
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lefty:
what if i could get anrgy ticks to fire out of your nipples? what would i get then?
oipthestampede:
I'm not cancelling any time soon. I might abandon the internet though. Who knows.
"now, i'm disappointed in you. there never was a meempants."
(name the misquote!!)
so, if you're the lizard, then i guess that makes me spiderman, here to protect your painters from death.
sorry you can't get afternoon naps
And pants, that word is just funny too. Sorry, this probably makes no sense to you at all. ..meep!