Well boys and girls, it's that time of year again. Spring is here, and with that comes one of my favorite things - baseball!!
I've got my tickets for the opener against the (fucking) Mets on Tuesday and hopefully we will continue to dominate Tom Glavine as we have since he decided he was too good for us. How you like us now bitch?
Plus I've only got 4 weeks of school left before I am a free man. I need to start planning my vacation now that I think of it. Got some friends to go see overseas.
Also, now that I'm playing pool more often, I'm getting better again and should be able to dominate boychucker before too long. Beer and pool and music makes for a good night for me.
Also, I've got a great idea now. I saw these shirts in the park yesterday that were all about Ashton (perhaps you've seen them - I dated Ashton, I Love Ashton, Ashton gave me crabs, etc...). So what I'm going to do is start making shirts like this to pass out to girls who I get with. The next morning as they're leaving, I'll give them a T-Shirt to wear with something funny on it, perhaps, " spaghetti got an orgasm and all I got was this lousy t-shirt", or something to that effect. We'll see how that goes.
Enjoy the rest of your weekend
P.S. - You can't fuck with Neil Diamond!!!
I've got my tickets for the opener against the (fucking) Mets on Tuesday and hopefully we will continue to dominate Tom Glavine as we have since he decided he was too good for us. How you like us now bitch?
Plus I've only got 4 weeks of school left before I am a free man. I need to start planning my vacation now that I think of it. Got some friends to go see overseas.
Also, now that I'm playing pool more often, I'm getting better again and should be able to dominate boychucker before too long. Beer and pool and music makes for a good night for me.
Also, I've got a great idea now. I saw these shirts in the park yesterday that were all about Ashton (perhaps you've seen them - I dated Ashton, I Love Ashton, Ashton gave me crabs, etc...). So what I'm going to do is start making shirts like this to pass out to girls who I get with. The next morning as they're leaving, I'll give them a T-Shirt to wear with something funny on it, perhaps, " spaghetti got an orgasm and all I got was this lousy t-shirt", or something to that effect. We'll see how that goes.
Enjoy the rest of your weekend




P.S. - You can't fuck with Neil Diamond!!!
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I'm going to see the Astros' second game of the season vs. the Giants tomorrow night. It's not much to get excited about, but it's baseball! I haven't been to a game in so long; I've never even been to Turner Field-that's how long!
Hope you had a good weekend.
where will you go?