Ok...so i'm a total jackass...a complete and total jackass. Ahhh, but i'm a lucky jackass haha!
This week's journal entry entitled: "Debauchery, Luck, Gayness and Other Amazing Things in Canadia...the Land of 'Yeah Eh!'"
So i went up to Niagara Falls this weekend with my Fraternity Brothers...yes, i'm in one of those haha. But we're not your typical assholes. We have fun and party and are closer than close...a real love and fraternal bond shared betwixt all. But i digress.
I went as the "Old Guy"--the only Alumni on the trip. I went to relive a bit of College fun and craziness and i did...but not nearly to the extent of my first trip there three years ago in which i got drunk off my ass, spent over $200 on a lapdance (i'm an idiot) and then went to a Rave with the Stripper of said lap dand did E for the first, last and only time--bad experience that! It is from that which legends were made at school and i became BigDan. Again, digression suites me as a backdrop. Two years later and the stripper remember me when i ran into her at the Casino Niagara...something else from which legends were made.
Now we're in the Now and everything's that's happening Now really happened over this past weekend....
I am now in possession of a video of one of my frat bros licking the ass of another frat bro
Then they cuddled and the cops came because they were loud drunken assholes haha. I seriously think one of my frat bros is at least Bi...but we all think being gay is kinda funny anyways so it's all good.
An alter-ego emerged on this tripa s well--though my true alter-ego is here on this site. This man's nmed Nigel Pierce and he's from Sheffield England where he played soccer or 'football' and wears yellow Bono-esque sunglasses at night. He also speak with semi-convincing british accent and pales around with two other friend's alter-egos--Eric Stratton and Ramsey Davidson. I know...we're all a bit silly but that's because we love to laugh.
One of the main reasons we go up to Niagara Falls is that it gives a chance to the Under-agers to drink legally and have fun. The other reason is the Strippers....wow! That's all i got to say about thow they handle stripping there lol. Hot, hot shit and it gives us a chance for boys to boys which is very much welcome.
Now i have this thing for strippers--theoretically i think ii'd love to date one and there's something about already seeing them naked that takes away all inhibitions and barriers of talking to women with me. I can tell a striper she's beautiful, hot,sexy, amazing and just talk about all kinds of shit with her. Part of this I'm sure is that it's their job to make men feel good about themselvs and be entertaining and engaging, but part of it is that i just feel comfortable in that situation which i have to watch out for as i don't want to become one of "those people"--the creapy older guys that stick around there all the time and are known as regulars. But still...i must figure out how to harness this energy and feeling of liberation in order to apply it towards women i meet or see in clubs. Part of it i guess is that you're supposed to approach them or they you and that everyone's jut trying to fullfill some sort of role there...so maybe i jsut need to figure out my role at a bar or club and apply that to talking to women and letting them know i think there's something marvelous about them...something that catches my eye and makes me want to know soooo much more about them as generally that's my problem which really becomes a problem when i'm pretty drunk (yeesh the stories i could tell (ha-ow :blackeyed
There's something else which attracts people from miles around to Niagara Falls--the Casino Niagara. Last time i went i won $250 playing War--yes, War! of all games. I'm also riding a winning streak from New Zealand coming into this place so i'm thinking i can win big. Well after two trips to the Casino, i'm up $300 so i figure three times a charm right? Big time Wrong...sort of. AFter losing $400 in an hour, i withdraw $200 more to try and win it back which i lose but not before building it up to 600 (where i should have quit) and then losing it all. Then, 200 more which i lose in even less time--two hands. Big time OWWWWW!!!
So i go up to the ATM one more time--do we sense problem gambler here?--i pull out a final 200 and keep going. I build it up to 600 and then i'm back down to 200 again which i bet all on one hand and get Black Jack--the game i'd been playing the whole weekend btw. Yay me! Well this starts a winning streak and eventually i look down and there's $1300 sitting in a pile in front of me! God damn! I managed to not fuck up in spite of damn near doing everything i could to walk away a miserable fuck. If i would have lost my final 200 i would have never gambled again...but i'm up $450 US on the weekend. I'm glad to have the money in my pocket, but i'm not sure if it's good or bad here. What's my lesson? I'm a lucky asshole or i should never gamble again? Well it's fun and it hasn't truly kicked my ass yet so i might as well keep going or i could quit...time--and my panchance for not really learning my lesson will tell
So that would explain my first quote in this--my longest journal entry ever! Sorry dear readers to have kept you so long...my bad.
Leaving Canadia it took over two goodamn hours sitting thourhg traffic to cross one fucking bridge!! But eventually we got through there and kept on driving. Saw an amazing sunset and then eventually got home.
I realize after this trip that i truly love my Brothers as there's a special bond that we all share--and no, it's not just the fact that we like to paddle each other and drink and bang--but there's a type of closeness with this group of men that i've yet to experience with any other. They are truly my Brothers in that sense and truly are special to me.
Hmmm...that about wraps it up i suppose. Ooooh...almost forgot. I saw the Suicide Girls on HBO tonight and it was Awesome! Seeing them o Cable...girls i've drooled over for months and have debated and commented to...realllllly super hella-cool! Good job everybody. Oh and Missy is freaking amazingly cute on that featurette.
This week's journal entry entitled: "Debauchery, Luck, Gayness and Other Amazing Things in Canadia...the Land of 'Yeah Eh!'"
So i went up to Niagara Falls this weekend with my Fraternity Brothers...yes, i'm in one of those haha. But we're not your typical assholes. We have fun and party and are closer than close...a real love and fraternal bond shared betwixt all. But i digress.
I went as the "Old Guy"--the only Alumni on the trip. I went to relive a bit of College fun and craziness and i did...but not nearly to the extent of my first trip there three years ago in which i got drunk off my ass, spent over $200 on a lapdance (i'm an idiot) and then went to a Rave with the Stripper of said lap dand did E for the first, last and only time--bad experience that! It is from that which legends were made at school and i became BigDan. Again, digression suites me as a backdrop. Two years later and the stripper remember me when i ran into her at the Casino Niagara...something else from which legends were made.
Now we're in the Now and everything's that's happening Now really happened over this past weekend....
I am now in possession of a video of one of my frat bros licking the ass of another frat bro
Then they cuddled and the cops came because they were loud drunken assholes haha. I seriously think one of my frat bros is at least Bi...but we all think being gay is kinda funny anyways so it's all good.
An alter-ego emerged on this tripa s well--though my true alter-ego is here on this site. This man's nmed Nigel Pierce and he's from Sheffield England where he played soccer or 'football' and wears yellow Bono-esque sunglasses at night. He also speak with semi-convincing british accent and pales around with two other friend's alter-egos--Eric Stratton and Ramsey Davidson. I know...we're all a bit silly but that's because we love to laugh.
One of the main reasons we go up to Niagara Falls is that it gives a chance to the Under-agers to drink legally and have fun. The other reason is the Strippers....wow! That's all i got to say about thow they handle stripping there lol. Hot, hot shit and it gives us a chance for boys to boys which is very much welcome.
Now i have this thing for strippers--theoretically i think ii'd love to date one and there's something about already seeing them naked that takes away all inhibitions and barriers of talking to women with me. I can tell a striper she's beautiful, hot,sexy, amazing and just talk about all kinds of shit with her. Part of this I'm sure is that it's their job to make men feel good about themselvs and be entertaining and engaging, but part of it is that i just feel comfortable in that situation which i have to watch out for as i don't want to become one of "those people"--the creapy older guys that stick around there all the time and are known as regulars. But still...i must figure out how to harness this energy and feeling of liberation in order to apply it towards women i meet or see in clubs. Part of it i guess is that you're supposed to approach them or they you and that everyone's jut trying to fullfill some sort of role there...so maybe i jsut need to figure out my role at a bar or club and apply that to talking to women and letting them know i think there's something marvelous about them...something that catches my eye and makes me want to know soooo much more about them as generally that's my problem which really becomes a problem when i'm pretty drunk (yeesh the stories i could tell (ha-ow :blackeyed
There's something else which attracts people from miles around to Niagara Falls--the Casino Niagara. Last time i went i won $250 playing War--yes, War! of all games. I'm also riding a winning streak from New Zealand coming into this place so i'm thinking i can win big. Well after two trips to the Casino, i'm up $300 so i figure three times a charm right? Big time Wrong...sort of. AFter losing $400 in an hour, i withdraw $200 more to try and win it back which i lose but not before building it up to 600 (where i should have quit) and then losing it all. Then, 200 more which i lose in even less time--two hands. Big time OWWWWW!!!
So i go up to the ATM one more time--do we sense problem gambler here?--i pull out a final 200 and keep going. I build it up to 600 and then i'm back down to 200 again which i bet all on one hand and get Black Jack--the game i'd been playing the whole weekend btw. Yay me! Well this starts a winning streak and eventually i look down and there's $1300 sitting in a pile in front of me! God damn! I managed to not fuck up in spite of damn near doing everything i could to walk away a miserable fuck. If i would have lost my final 200 i would have never gambled again...but i'm up $450 US on the weekend. I'm glad to have the money in my pocket, but i'm not sure if it's good or bad here. What's my lesson? I'm a lucky asshole or i should never gamble again? Well it's fun and it hasn't truly kicked my ass yet so i might as well keep going or i could quit...time--and my panchance for not really learning my lesson will tell
So that would explain my first quote in this--my longest journal entry ever! Sorry dear readers to have kept you so long...my bad.
Leaving Canadia it took over two goodamn hours sitting thourhg traffic to cross one fucking bridge!! But eventually we got through there and kept on driving. Saw an amazing sunset and then eventually got home.
I realize after this trip that i truly love my Brothers as there's a special bond that we all share--and no, it's not just the fact that we like to paddle each other and drink and bang--but there's a type of closeness with this group of men that i've yet to experience with any other. They are truly my Brothers in that sense and truly are special to me.
Hmmm...that about wraps it up i suppose. Ooooh...almost forgot. I saw the Suicide Girls on HBO tonight and it was Awesome! Seeing them o Cable...girls i've drooled over for months and have debated and commented to...realllllly super hella-cool! Good job everybody. Oh and Missy is freaking amazingly cute on that featurette.
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Wish i could have seen the SG thing... hmm, maybe they will show it over here.. but probably not. damn australia!
BTW.. why was the E such a bad experience?? hmm.. they are normally soo good! .. argh.. but I must not have any more!
Glad to hear you had such a fun weekend!