First installment in the model home series:
This weekend I stayed in Sammamish, WA, home of many different species of sheeple and their overpriced real estate holdings, which makes Bremerton look like New Orleans. The only reason I even step foot in this manufactured town (it used to be part of Issaquah until the mid-90s) is beacuse my mother lives there. I usually avoid the place entirely except for important holidays, but this weekend I decided that I would go up and pay ol' Trena a visit. Surprisingly, I had a great time. Of course there is no where to go and nothing really to see unless you are into cookie-cutter neighborhoods, but I enjoyed my mother's company as I would a close friend's and that's what made it fun. I actually feel bad that I've been staying away for so long.
for the safety of the ladies' here is how i look when you are drunk at my mom's house:

This weekend I stayed in Sammamish, WA, home of many different species of sheeple and their overpriced real estate holdings, which makes Bremerton look like New Orleans. The only reason I even step foot in this manufactured town (it used to be part of Issaquah until the mid-90s) is beacuse my mother lives there. I usually avoid the place entirely except for important holidays, but this weekend I decided that I would go up and pay ol' Trena a visit. Surprisingly, I had a great time. Of course there is no where to go and nothing really to see unless you are into cookie-cutter neighborhoods, but I enjoyed my mother's company as I would a close friend's and that's what made it fun. I actually feel bad that I've been staying away for so long.
for the safety of the ladies' here is how i look when you are drunk at my mom's house:

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bonneville:

lottie:
I can't see how you look when I am drunk at your mom's house!!!! Damnit! I really wanted to see that too.

