Friday Jun 24, 2005

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Things = yes. Will update my journal later in the day. Let you know what an awesome dinner I have in plan for tonight. Two words and a conjunction: Surf and turf!
sarahg:
i had a cd called space ghost surf and turf one time. that shit was hilarious.
kovu:
you never updated your journal

Thursday May 26, 2005

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Denied!
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marsmars:
"Incidentally..."

Just got back from court. And may I just say that damn, I looked good today! Not that I don't look good on other days. But I have resolved to bust out my good sport jackets more often, with the whole jeans and prada glasses schtick...

Oh, my arraignment has been extended to the 29th. And I'm gonna have a probate hearing, too. So hopefully, I'll skirt all this prison mumbo, with the schlepping and the glaven.

My case is officially known in the LA Superior Court as "The Viper Case." Everybody else gets an ID number. I get a title! tongue I suppose I should feel flattered. Hell, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't.

Perhaps most importantly, I'm now 22 days clean and sober! Yay! I'm really finding the meetings reinforcing, so I plan on continuing.

Incidentally, the Viper, or what's left of it. I went to the yard where they were storing it a few weeks ago, to get an idea of what I've done. The restoration guys said it would cost 65k+ to fix, and it still would never break 200mph again. So it's being chopped up and sold for parts as we speak.



Alas, she was a beaut. But the story of Left and Viper is not over yet. We will meet again. Oh yes, we will meet again...
bastardo:
Jesus Left, why didnt you say anything earlier. Cripes man. Also Happy B-Day. Cripes.

Wednesday May 11, 2005

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"This is the End, beautiful friend..."

I messed up big time. My life is going to change now, whether I like it or not. I wish I had someone to lean on, you know?
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dusty:
happy birthday love...i hope everything is okay...send me a message will you?
jezika:
right, happy birthday to us i say.

Thursday May 05, 2005

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"Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war!"

Some of those with a keen eye for detail might have noticed Left's little penchant for abusing safety-related devices of the conical nature. I drop subtle hints here and there, mostly as a means of psychological attack on said "safety cones."

Understand that their very nature is an affront to my mental well-being. Everything from the...
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takesatraintocry:
Aha... Antarctica. And here I was, thinking you meant Crawford, TX.

As for the cones, I don't have to tell you to stay on guard. Sneaky fucking cones, biding their time, encroaching on our daily routes. Best argument I can hear for concealed weapon permits is cone defense.
sarahg:
big words ahoy!

Sunday Apr 24, 2005

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Ever wish you could just go back a few years, and unfuck your life?
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marsmars:
Hahaha... of course. I meant nothing by that!

-L
bastardo:
I wish you'd update. FOR ONCE. LAzy tramp. TRAMP!

Sunday Apr 03, 2005

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"My hands, my precious hands..."

There's something mysteriously archaic about my essence. I always felt that I would have been better suited living a few hundred years earlier. Maybe during the enlightenment, when there was an inspiring synergy struck between pragmatism and romanticism. I'm convinced I would have particularly thrived in late Tsarist/early Soviet Russia, during the great social upheaval of the time. You see,...
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bastardo:
GADZOOKS! and so forth!

Feast your eye on BUNION!!!
takesatraintocry:
Hey Left:

there's now a 'silliness' forum on the boards. this might be your opening for another Tesh/Yanni thread. The first one died young, as I remember.

Saturday Mar 26, 2005

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Is there nothing greater than Johnny Cash? This is a rhetorical question of course, to which the answer is a resounding and implied "no." I was exposed to his vastness a good deal over the course of my last outing. I must say, I like what I heard. He's got an authentic edge that goes a long way in my book (you see, I have...
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dusty:
i went to chat tonight looking for you, but alas, you were not there...
bastardo:
I cannot be bothered to check where you've been. It is more important to know where you're GOING!

HAH! TIB is DEEP! w00t!

Friday Mar 25, 2005

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Arbeit Macht Frei!

There is no better way for me to relate to you where my life has been these last four weeks. Right through the very gates of hell...

My family has a transcontinental transportation business, and it became necessary for me to visit several of our contacts throughout the contiguous US. In all, I think I hit 40 states in a little over...
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takesatraintocry:
Are you a secret agent or a mafioso?
evidence for either case:
1.) mysterious familial connections/vocations
2.) expendable minions
3.) a penchant for drink
4.) foreign loves. (albeit fictional)

hhmmmm.

Are you in the service of the international kighthood of teshes and yannites? MI5? Camorra or Cosa Nostra? I've got my eyes on you.

Thursday Feb 24, 2005

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If I had to say I learned one lesson from tonight, it would be to never lose faith in the impact alcohol has on my rational processes. Had I been sober, had I been just a little less inebriated, an already perfect evening would have ended up being "only" perfect. But no, I had to take all that Tequilla, didn't I? And in the process,...
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jj_r0x0rz:
heh so how did this all turn out?
porcelainheart:
shocked

Saturday Feb 19, 2005

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Ma' Nature took me for quite an exhilarating ride last night. Mind you, "The Left's" highly irrational and apathetic lifestyle percludes him from being scared via traditional means. However that also leaves plenty of unorthodox avenues of approach to terrifying him. You see, what happened last night was nothing more than a thunderstorm that rapidly passed over my house. But it was an experience entirely...
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bastardo:
You're up?
aeryn:
Hmmm feel like teasing you about Southern California softness.

Everyone lives alone...
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