I need a tattoo. But first I need to not faint at the sight of my own blood. I figure I should get a tatoo on my back, so I don't see it every day, and therefore won't get sick of it as fast. Now, I've never even had anything pierced (not even ears) so I should probably get something pierced fisrt to see if...
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New rats! The mom keeps trying to bite me.
And more betta fish. cos I'm a geek http://www.bio-art.net
I decided I need to own my own fish/sushi store ("Would you like some goldfish with that tempura roll?")
I'm so sick of school. But in good news I'm going to quit my job. I'm getting a job teaching kids. That beats working at a pet shop...
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And more betta fish. cos I'm a geek http://www.bio-art.net
I decided I need to own my own fish/sushi store ("Would you like some goldfish with that tempura roll?")
I'm so sick of school. But in good news I'm going to quit my job. I'm getting a job teaching kids. That beats working at a pet shop...
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westcoastsamurai:
I can believe it, most kids don't even know what a Super NES is, which is sad.
fractal:
I don't know, Special Effects is pretty good. I put some in my conditioner (not a lot, just a few drops), so that every time I use the conditioner, it touches up the color.
Well, the girl who took my pics should have them done by now. Hopefully I'll get them soon. Or we'll all have to dress up as ninjas and steal them. hehe. Worse comes to worse, I can just take more pictures. It makes me sad. They were really really cool, but it's taken nearly a month already.
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astrokreep23:
See Mara everyone supports my Ninja idea for getting the photos back! I mean when am I ever going to use this grappling hook anyways.
demoivre:
And I spent good money on all of these caltrops! That and my shuriken finger is really itchy! 
Yay!!! I got a new rat! 
http://angelfire.com/art2/bio/SR.html
he needs a name. I need suggestions. I was thinkingof calling him Arioch, but he'll probably end up being named after a food product.
This is the story in progress. If you don't add to it, I will feel very sad, and so will the little rat. (perhaps I should call him Suicide Rat. He can be the...
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http://angelfire.com/art2/bio/SR.html
he needs a name. I need suggestions. I was thinkingof calling him Arioch, but he'll probably end up being named after a food product.
This is the story in progress. If you don't add to it, I will feel very sad, and so will the little rat. (perhaps I should call him Suicide Rat. He can be the...
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fractal:
your rats are cute
astrokreep23:
nobody's written anything here for a while....hmmm....soooooo..... Hey anyone here the one about the canabal who dumped his girlfriend?
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Wait for it....
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got ya!
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Wait for it....
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got ya!
I have added all of the story-bits together for your viewing pleasure. Also, the exciting conclusion!
Mara: So this one time at gothcamp there was a hamster. He liked squash. One day he was walking through the woods when...
WestCoastSamurai: suddenly the Onion bunnies surrounded the hamster. Normally the hamster wasn't afraid of bunnies, but these were no regular bunnies. The Onion bunnies were the...
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Mara: So this one time at gothcamp there was a hamster. He liked squash. One day he was walking through the woods when...
WestCoastSamurai: suddenly the Onion bunnies surrounded the hamster. Normally the hamster wasn't afraid of bunnies, but these were no regular bunnies. The Onion bunnies were the...
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mara1:
"they entered a crypt full of flickering candles. 'Mmm...unpack your bags...mmm...here, you will stay the night.' He left with the aid of a well-placed cloud of blue smoke. They looked around. Coffins laid in rows against the wall. "Where do we sleep?"
astrokreep23:
Just as the words were uttered a creaking sound came from one of the coffins. All the young goths and gothettes looked to a large silver coffin in the center of the room. The children each took a wary step backwards as the coffin continued to produce bumping and rustling noises. Suddenly they coffin lid jiggled and opened ever so slightly, barely half an inch. Bible Boy let out a shrill scream and jumped into the arms of Tutu Kid. A pair of hazy pruple eyes could be seen shining from the inside. The wee little dark ones gasped as a voice emenated from the coffin.
"Why....In here of course....."
"Why....In here of course....."
This is an actual email conversation between me and a friend of mine (who shall remain nameless, to protect the innocent).
her: And this one time at goth camp there was this horny girl and she lived in a cave built into the side of an auk.
me: But she did not know what an auk was and so was forced to carve soap for...
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her: And this one time at goth camp there was this horny girl and she lived in a cave built into the side of an auk.
me: But she did not know what an auk was and so was forced to carve soap for...
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itsalivemedia:
I'm frightened...hold me?
westcoastsamurai:
damn, i was really hoping to attract a baby chicken with my dog too.
Great news. As a limited time offer you are all invited to join my cult! 
yay!
THE CULT OF THE HOLY DRIED PINEAPPLE RINGS
Why, would you want to join?
Well, there's plenty of reasons.
1)You can all become priests and priestesses (sp?)there are no followers, everyone can commune with the pineapple equally.
2)You don't need to buy Nikies or give us money. (unfortunately there...
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yay!
THE CULT OF THE HOLY DRIED PINEAPPLE RINGS
Why, would you want to join?
Well, there's plenty of reasons.
1)You can all become priests and priestesses (sp?)there are no followers, everyone can commune with the pineapple equally.
2)You don't need to buy Nikies or give us money. (unfortunately there...
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echo:
Now this is a cult I'm already a member of.
A long time ago in a land kinda far away from caly, my sister told unto me the holiness of our dear lord and savior the flavorful pineapple. I've had many visions with other fruits and vegetables all explaining the way to me.
While I was fighting demons once I took into my hand the very pinneapple ring himself and I sacrificed him unto my better judgment and he himself showed me the light.
Now I sing the bright and shiny song so that I may spread the yellow rays of citric acid unto others whom may not know about him. Thank You Pinneapple rings!
A long time ago in a land kinda far away from caly, my sister told unto me the holiness of our dear lord and savior the flavorful pineapple. I've had many visions with other fruits and vegetables all explaining the way to me.
While I was fighting demons once I took into my hand the very pinneapple ring himself and I sacrificed him unto my better judgment and he himself showed me the light.
Now I sing the bright and shiny song so that I may spread the yellow rays of citric acid unto others whom may not know about him. Thank You Pinneapple rings!
echo:
awww those pics on your website are so cute. I miss my rats. I wish I had a place where I can have rats.
Well, I just sent an application to see if I can become a Suicide Girl. *crosses fingers*. Wish me luck.
I've also decided to start posting random questions, since that seems to be fun.
1) If Vanilla Ice Cream translates to ordinary sex, Strawberry to s and m, chocolate to anal and green tea ice cream to tantric sex, what do the other flavors stand...
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I've also decided to start posting random questions, since that seems to be fun.
1) If Vanilla Ice Cream translates to ordinary sex, Strawberry to s and m, chocolate to anal and green tea ice cream to tantric sex, what do the other flavors stand...
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garbanzo:
re: lip balm patent
oh it's already patented, and unfortunately it's not mine. i just got the winter edition of Bitch magazine, and Pussy Pucker Pots lip balm was one of the advertizements. They've got great flavors like lemon labia, shaved peach and vanila vulva. I think they make a SuicideGirl lip balm too.
oh it's already patented, and unfortunately it's not mine. i just got the winter edition of Bitch magazine, and Pussy Pucker Pots lip balm was one of the advertizements. They've got great flavors like lemon labia, shaved peach and vanila vulva. I think they make a SuicideGirl lip balm too.
garbanzo:
oh, good luck with the application!
Seagull Haiku
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seagulls
i hate them
so much
they come
in droves don't
feed them
diseased
so dirty
icky
noisy
so goddamn
noisy
don't poo
please don't poo
on me
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seagulls
i hate them
so much
they come
in droves don't
feed them
diseased
so dirty
icky
noisy
so goddamn
noisy
don't poo
please don't poo
on me
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astrokreep23:
Mara I just saw a fifty pound Salamander on Animal Planet....Its was scary...ever so scary. Anyways interesting about your hair...most curious...most curious indeed. Death to Seagulls! They're one of my favored enimies doncha know?
demoivre:
Seagulls circle
Above--
Dumpster smell.
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I hate seagulls--
Click, click,
Bang, bang!
Above--
Dumpster smell.
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I hate seagulls--
Click, click,
Bang, bang!
http://www.bio-art.net
clicky! is good for you!
clicky! is good for you!
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astrokreep23:
What What What???? That I have to see!
mara1:
One of my co-workers is dying his hair purple as well, and so on Tuesday we will match.
Just my two cents...