This is an actual email conversation between me and a friend of mine (who shall remain nameless, to protect the innocent).
her: And this one time at goth camp there was this horny girl and she lived in a cave built into the side of an auk.
me: But she did not know what an auk was and so was forced to carve soap for...
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her: And this one time at goth camp there was this horny girl and she lived in a cave built into the side of an auk.
me: But she did not know what an auk was and so was forced to carve soap for...
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itsalivemedia:
I'm frightened...hold me?
westcoastsamurai:
damn, i was really hoping to attract a baby chicken with my dog too.
Great news. As a limited time offer you are all invited to join my cult! 
yay!
THE CULT OF THE HOLY DRIED PINEAPPLE RINGS
Why, would you want to join?
Well, there's plenty of reasons.
1)You can all become priests and priestesses (sp?)there are no followers, everyone can commune with the pineapple equally.
2)You don't need to buy Nikies or give us money. (unfortunately there...
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yay!
THE CULT OF THE HOLY DRIED PINEAPPLE RINGS
Why, would you want to join?
Well, there's plenty of reasons.
1)You can all become priests and priestesses (sp?)there are no followers, everyone can commune with the pineapple equally.
2)You don't need to buy Nikies or give us money. (unfortunately there...
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echo:
Now this is a cult I'm already a member of.
A long time ago in a land kinda far away from caly, my sister told unto me the holiness of our dear lord and savior the flavorful pineapple. I've had many visions with other fruits and vegetables all explaining the way to me.
While I was fighting demons once I took into my hand the very pinneapple ring himself and I sacrificed him unto my better judgment and he himself showed me the light.
Now I sing the bright and shiny song so that I may spread the yellow rays of citric acid unto others whom may not know about him. Thank You Pinneapple rings!
A long time ago in a land kinda far away from caly, my sister told unto me the holiness of our dear lord and savior the flavorful pineapple. I've had many visions with other fruits and vegetables all explaining the way to me.
While I was fighting demons once I took into my hand the very pinneapple ring himself and I sacrificed him unto my better judgment and he himself showed me the light.
Now I sing the bright and shiny song so that I may spread the yellow rays of citric acid unto others whom may not know about him. Thank You Pinneapple rings!
echo:
awww those pics on your website are so cute. I miss my rats. I wish I had a place where I can have rats.
Well, I just sent an application to see if I can become a Suicide Girl. *crosses fingers*. Wish me luck.
I've also decided to start posting random questions, since that seems to be fun.
1) If Vanilla Ice Cream translates to ordinary sex, Strawberry to s and m, chocolate to anal and green tea ice cream to tantric sex, what do the other flavors stand...
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I've also decided to start posting random questions, since that seems to be fun.
1) If Vanilla Ice Cream translates to ordinary sex, Strawberry to s and m, chocolate to anal and green tea ice cream to tantric sex, what do the other flavors stand...
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garbanzo:
re: lip balm patent
oh it's already patented, and unfortunately it's not mine. i just got the winter edition of Bitch magazine, and Pussy Pucker Pots lip balm was one of the advertizements. They've got great flavors like lemon labia, shaved peach and vanila vulva. I think they make a SuicideGirl lip balm too.
oh it's already patented, and unfortunately it's not mine. i just got the winter edition of Bitch magazine, and Pussy Pucker Pots lip balm was one of the advertizements. They've got great flavors like lemon labia, shaved peach and vanila vulva. I think they make a SuicideGirl lip balm too.
garbanzo:
oh, good luck with the application!
Seagull Haiku
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seagulls
i hate them
so much
they come
in droves don't
feed them
diseased
so dirty
icky
noisy
so goddamn
noisy
don't poo
please don't poo
on me
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seagulls
i hate them
so much
they come
in droves don't
feed them
diseased
so dirty
icky
noisy
so goddamn
noisy
don't poo
please don't poo
on me
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astrokreep23:
Mara I just saw a fifty pound Salamander on Animal Planet....Its was scary...ever so scary. Anyways interesting about your hair...most curious...most curious indeed. Death to Seagulls! They're one of my favored enimies doncha know?
demoivre:
Seagulls circle
Above--
Dumpster smell.
***
I hate seagulls--
Click, click,
Bang, bang!
Above--
Dumpster smell.
***
I hate seagulls--
Click, click,
Bang, bang!
http://www.bio-art.net
clicky! is good for you!
clicky! is good for you!
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astrokreep23:
What What What???? That I have to see!
mara1:
One of my co-workers is dying his hair purple as well, and so on Tuesday we will match.