You know what I fucking hate? The term 'mini'. Seriously, I can't stand it. It's not a "mini-bar", it's a fucking money-pit with two low-quality bottles of piss-water in it. It's not a "mini cooper", it's the same size as a regular fucking car. It's not "mini-me", it's a pathetically over-used joke that came with a disturbing sex tape. And God damn it, the next compnay that decides to market their product as "mini", rather than using the proper terms (shoddy, half-finished, inefficient, impotently small, etc, etc) is getting a shit in the post. Can I call my sense of shame "mini" to make me look adorable rather than dirty? Bah.
...And, breathe. In, out.
...And, breathe. In, out.