MAD Amtronics and Shoshonics Tuesday
I got this e-mail today that gave me the chance to win "a custom built chopper." I am assuming they mean like the bike because a 'custom' built chopper, like the helicopter, would be fucking insanity.
Question: What the bendoid would you do with a 'custom' helicoper?
First off, I would use mine to fly to St. Catharines and pick up my pal Shoshanna. We would fly to New York for the evening and get some pizza, maybe some beers. We would sleep in it...cause I would be so mad excited to have my own helicopter that I would treat it just like a tree fort...everyone knows that tree forts are the best place to sleep.
I would use it to drive me and Shoshanna to the Blonde Redhead/Unicorns show tommorow night. Even though it's only 3 blocks away...I would want to show off my new hat and to do so would require a grande entrance. I would park it right on Queen street in front of Jilly's. Maybe after the show, we could go to Jilly's for lapdances and then take all the strippers on a helicopter ride of Toronto.
What would you do with my free helicopter?
I got this e-mail today that gave me the chance to win "a custom built chopper." I am assuming they mean like the bike because a 'custom' built chopper, like the helicopter, would be fucking insanity.
Question: What the bendoid would you do with a 'custom' helicoper?
First off, I would use mine to fly to St. Catharines and pick up my pal Shoshanna. We would fly to New York for the evening and get some pizza, maybe some beers. We would sleep in it...cause I would be so mad excited to have my own helicopter that I would treat it just like a tree fort...everyone knows that tree forts are the best place to sleep.
I would use it to drive me and Shoshanna to the Blonde Redhead/Unicorns show tommorow night. Even though it's only 3 blocks away...I would want to show off my new hat and to do so would require a grande entrance. I would park it right on Queen street in front of Jilly's. Maybe after the show, we could go to Jilly's for lapdances and then take all the strippers on a helicopter ride of Toronto.
What would you do with my free helicopter?
margotmeanie:
i would get you to come pick me up over here and bring the strippers and your friend and get totally hammered on some hard to reach place on a mountain top!
tabarin:
ha if I had a helicopter I would fly around the city stealing peoples wigs... mm hmm. Sounds pretty dope. I'm going to get one of these when it comes out http://www.usatoday.com/money/2004-03-30-skycar_x.htm