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Wednesday Dec 15, 2004

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just a little something I whipped up on the fly

Lunch Break

I swear to god I have a tumour wrapping itself around my eyes
Shut up Sal, you just have a headache because you forget to blink

If you tell someone they forget to blink, theyll do it about twice as much as normal, and for people like Sal, theyll scrunch their noses up a little when they do it, which means theyre blinking extra hard to compensate. Try it sometime, youd be impressed by the results.

I sit in front of that goddamned computer, and its beaming radiation right into my face. I, uh, I think Im becoming declamatized to it or something, I can feel it, you know?

Jesus Christ on the cross, I hate it when morons like Sal try and use big words, I really do. If he just said Im getting used to it he wouldnt end up sounding like a dunce. Well, not as much anyway.

Sal, Im sure youre fine.
But how do you know, youre not a doctor or nothin
Well, Miriam over there has worked here since computers were as big as a file cabinet, and shes fine, right?

Im really curious to know if the part of the brain that tells you people really dont feel like talking to you was damaged in Sal. He has the best of intentions, but of everyone to talk to, why does he pick me? Im not friendly, I make a point to sit by myself with headphones on and he still feels the need to come up to me to talk about whatever big game was on television that week. Screw this, I want to eat in peace. Oh man, he just keeps on jabbering doesnt he? Guess I must be getting a little better at tuning it out.

Sorry to interrupt, but you got a weird looking lump or something there, Sal
Where?!
Oh jeez man, I dont know how I missed it, like right there
Oh dear god
You should just take the day off and get it looked at. Ill tell the boss where you went dont worry about it

Yeah, Im going to hell, but at least Ill be doing it in peace and quiet.

VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
abadinfluence:
So ... you said something about me being a good writer? Right ... listen to your own compliments.

Unless that actually happened .... then I greatly appriciate your sense of humour.
Dec 15, 2004
isadore:
Heh!! Sounds like he's just askin' for more things to worry about!!! I'm glad to say I don't have any annoying coworkers of that magnitude. At least you're entertaining yourself! wink
Dec 15, 2004

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