I told myself, after getting wasted on Saturday, that I was going to not drink this week.
I lasted a day.
Fuck.
But, at least I was getting drunk with my boss. Thats gotta count for something, right?
Speaking of the work....I told my boss that I was going to quit if I didnt get the raise he promised me a few weeks ago. He had, of course, forgot. He ended up calling the head office 2 days before payday, and having my check changed.
Fat raise, fuck yeah!!! Needless to say, work is going well.
The only other really cool thing...
WARNING THIS IS ABOUT MY TITTIES
I went to the bra store, because they were having a buy one get one free sale, and fuck, are bras expensive. A free one is always great.
So, I found some really cute bras, in my size (34B) and tried them on. They, of course, didnt fit properly, and I told the sales lady that. She asked me when the last time I was ever measured.
People get measured?!? Seriously, I wasnt aware of this.
So, I get measured, and she says to me "I see the problem. You arent a 34B. You're a 32D.
Well fuck. D sized boobs. Fuck yeah!!
So I got 3 new bras, and threw all my other ones out. It was exciting.
[xox]
[end transmission]
I lasted a day.
Fuck.
But, at least I was getting drunk with my boss. Thats gotta count for something, right?
Speaking of the work....I told my boss that I was going to quit if I didnt get the raise he promised me a few weeks ago. He had, of course, forgot. He ended up calling the head office 2 days before payday, and having my check changed.
Fat raise, fuck yeah!!! Needless to say, work is going well.
The only other really cool thing...
WARNING THIS IS ABOUT MY TITTIES
I went to the bra store, because they were having a buy one get one free sale, and fuck, are bras expensive. A free one is always great.
So, I found some really cute bras, in my size (34B) and tried them on. They, of course, didnt fit properly, and I told the sales lady that. She asked me when the last time I was ever measured.
People get measured?!? Seriously, I wasnt aware of this.
So, I get measured, and she says to me "I see the problem. You arent a 34B. You're a 32D.
Well fuck. D sized boobs. Fuck yeah!!
So I got 3 new bras, and threw all my other ones out. It was exciting.
[xox]
[end transmission]
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Pretty-promise?
I'll be the gentleman with the mohawk with skulls on the sides.
Keep and eye out for me, 'cause I suck shit at recognizing people.