I am currently reading about the avian endocrine system. Hush hush, I know you're jealous, you're welcome to come over and read my big fat bird biology book any time.
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Tonight I'm spending the night at the boy's house, but then I'm going to spend two full evenings all alone, getting stuff done! I'm actually excited...
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Tonight I'm spending the night at the boy's house, but then I'm going to spend two full evenings all alone, getting stuff done! I'm actually excited...
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Ok, so I've been getting into cooking lately. My little biscuits, I would love it if you told me your favorite biscuitliscious dish, recipe, etc. Give me some biscuit-delic ideas 
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bradleyoliver:
you are cool!
hypoxian:
As long as you don't make "Limp Biscuit" I'm cool. cool like school.
Word of the day: biscuit. Use it as often as possible for no good reason. Enjoy! 
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micajah:
.....So I shot a biscuit all over her face.
maibey:
The bad man tried to touch me dirty wrong, so I kicked him square in the biscuit.
"I'll be your biscuit"--insert for witty "Huckleberry"
"I'll be your biscuit"--insert for witty "Huckleberry"
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vixen:
I will totally mail you a letter... email me your address!!!
hypoxian:
Ahh Family Circus. Whatever happen to good clean family fun?
I have a three day weekend! Yay!
Ok, when you were a little kid, what did you think your life would be like when you reached the age you are now?
I was contemplating this, and realized something-I always thought I was going to die very young. Like in my early twenties. Granted, I guess I'm technically still in my early twenties, but I don't...
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Ok, when you were a little kid, what did you think your life would be like when you reached the age you are now?
I was contemplating this, and realized something-I always thought I was going to die very young. Like in my early twenties. Granted, I guess I'm technically still in my early twenties, but I don't...
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micajah:
You like that don't you. 
irishmykl:
Yes i will probably do the online DD.com thing. Thats cool about your family mine moved from County Galway to Dublin then to the U.S.
Her idiosicracies are weird things like she cant sit anywhere if someone is sitting behind her cause she doesnt like people looking over her shoulder, she cant stand to be around my parents cause she says they give her bad looks when i dont think they do. Me and her are opposites on so many things like i am a home body she is always out. Etc. Etc.
Oh and something else i just found out about yesterday is that i was let go from my new job that i have had about a month. Cause we were restructuring and the new CEO decided he didnt need 2 graphic artists. And since i was the new guy i was first to go without question.
This week SUCKS! So there goes me ordering my new car next week now i am unemployed again.
Her idiosicracies are weird things like she cant sit anywhere if someone is sitting behind her cause she doesnt like people looking over her shoulder, she cant stand to be around my parents cause she says they give her bad looks when i dont think they do. Me and her are opposites on so many things like i am a home body she is always out. Etc. Etc.
Oh and something else i just found out about yesterday is that i was let go from my new job that i have had about a month. Cause we were restructuring and the new CEO decided he didnt need 2 graphic artists. And since i was the new guy i was first to go without question.
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menotyou:
No, but if the power was thrust upon me I would most likely take advantage of just about everyone in the world.
I imagine I would hear a lot of, "Duuuuh".
I imagine I would hear a lot of, "Duuuuh".
micajah:
I will make it a point to come up sometime this summer. We'll get drunk. And go to theme parks.
Ok, sure, but what if I had a purple polka-dotted ass? 
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bones_708:
Play connect the dots!!!! 
countryboy:
have a polka dance and play polka dots...............
Hello my little nasties! I got bit by a toucan today...how many times do you hear that?
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rockadiva:
dude, seriously, if one more person tells me this today... 
countryboy:
i got a gurl who is 7 and a boy that is 5
menotyou's email did turn out to be my long lost friend. As promised...all hail eris...menotyou is a god among men with a foot long schlong and the dreamiest q-tip i know. He makes my naughty bits quiver, and all should bow down to his awesome internet stalking skills and irresistible hotness. 
menotyou:
I had some practice. Obviously I had to check you out before we met....
Here is a typical Discordian Initiation. The priest will ask:
1) ARE YE A HUMAN BEING AND NOT A CABBAGE OR SOMETHING?
The Initiate answers YES.
2) THAT'S TOO BAD. DO YE WISH TO BETTER THYSELF?
The Initiate answers YES.
3) HOW STUPID. ARE YE WILLING TO BECOME PHILOSOPHICALLY ILLUMINIZED?
He answers YES.
4) VERY FUNNY. WILL YE DEDICATE YESELF TO THE HOLEY ERISIAN MOVEMENT?
The Initiate answers PROBABLY.
5) THEN SWEAR YE THE FOLLOWING AFTER ME:
(The Priest here leads the Initiate in a recital of THE ERISIAN AFFIRMATION.)
Then everything generally degenerates.
Here is a typical Discordian Initiation. The priest will ask:
1) ARE YE A HUMAN BEING AND NOT A CABBAGE OR SOMETHING?
The Initiate answers YES.
2) THAT'S TOO BAD. DO YE WISH TO BETTER THYSELF?
The Initiate answers YES.
3) HOW STUPID. ARE YE WILLING TO BECOME PHILOSOPHICALLY ILLUMINIZED?
He answers YES.
4) VERY FUNNY. WILL YE DEDICATE YESELF TO THE HOLEY ERISIAN MOVEMENT?
The Initiate answers PROBABLY.
5) THEN SWEAR YE THE FOLLOWING AFTER ME:
(The Priest here leads the Initiate in a recital of THE ERISIAN AFFIRMATION.)
Then everything generally degenerates.
bob_dobalina:
thanks!
And no, I don't think it's possible to eat too much queso.
Good God...
Anyways, now I forget what I was going to say...
Oh yeah!!! I hope that your post card gets here too and I think I am in love with you because 1. You like Dr. Pepper which is the nectar of the Gods and 2. You like queso!!! It is never possible to eat TOO much of it!!! I love it!!!