So, I get home from work without a damn thing to do so I took out my incredibly awesome pterodactyl kite and headed to my old alma mater's parking lot for some high-flying fun. The wind was less than cooperative, but I got a few good episodes in before I was defeated by the power and unpredictablity of Mother Nature.
Needless to say I felt like I was part of Max Fischer's Kite Flying Society, only I'm.... old.
Kite-flying is an enjoyable activity.
OH YEAH - In other news, I saved Hyrule and I am true hero. The princess digs my style, but to be honest, she cramps mine. I mean she likes really shitty movies and her taste in music is just the pits. Basically I am just using her for sex, but she said she didn't mind. Lucky me. Have you ever fucked in the cloakroom of a 12th century (renovated, of course) castle? Let me tell you, it's absolutely stellar.
Until next time my friends, this is the rock scion of Wallach IX signing out.
Needless to say I felt like I was part of Max Fischer's Kite Flying Society, only I'm.... old.
Kite-flying is an enjoyable activity.
OH YEAH - In other news, I saved Hyrule and I am true hero. The princess digs my style, but to be honest, she cramps mine. I mean she likes really shitty movies and her taste in music is just the pits. Basically I am just using her for sex, but she said she didn't mind. Lucky me. Have you ever fucked in the cloakroom of a 12th century (renovated, of course) castle? Let me tell you, it's absolutely stellar.
Until next time my friends, this is the rock scion of Wallach IX signing out.
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hah, now i'm going to go look at your comment and laugh some more...
xoxo