1. Is there any questions?
2. In the kitchen with Madigan.
3. Scissors what on earth are those?
Quick, someone get this man a plunger!
1. I am all the day thinking my instructor purchased her degree on eBay. My friend Vanessa and I have started the Pieology 101 Chronicles* of all the words she spells, uses, and pronounces incorrectly. We also provide lecture interpretations, drawings, quotes, and fun facts we learn as the minutes go by:
Quote: I think I just, uh, contradicted myself.
Fact 1: Homeless men standing beside your car are probably trying to rob you. Do not extend your hand to them, especially if it contains change.
Fact 2: According to urban Idaho folklore, African-Americans are believed to inhabit the area but they have yet to be documented. If you happen to spot one of these mysterious beings, do not approach them unless you are a California resident and/or properly equipped with a briefcase.
2. I tried melting some sugar in a skillet but only managed to melt the spoon so I tried it again. Only this time it solidified in the glass dish I poured it in. I then attempted to chip the sugary mess out with sharp objects, failed, and it nearly caught fire when microwaving became my last resort. Despite my small mishaps, I successfully made pancakes and cornbread muffins.
3. The 'plumber hairstyle' that has become a national phenomenon, and how it remains so, boggles the fucking mind.
* Pieology 101 was founded after our instructor gave the assignment of defining ourselves by drawing a pie; each slice representing our morals, beliefs, hobbies, etc.
2. In the kitchen with Madigan.
3. Scissors what on earth are those?
Quick, someone get this man a plunger!
1. I am all the day thinking my instructor purchased her degree on eBay. My friend Vanessa and I have started the Pieology 101 Chronicles* of all the words she spells, uses, and pronounces incorrectly. We also provide lecture interpretations, drawings, quotes, and fun facts we learn as the minutes go by:
Quote: I think I just, uh, contradicted myself.
Fact 1: Homeless men standing beside your car are probably trying to rob you. Do not extend your hand to them, especially if it contains change.
Fact 2: According to urban Idaho folklore, African-Americans are believed to inhabit the area but they have yet to be documented. If you happen to spot one of these mysterious beings, do not approach them unless you are a California resident and/or properly equipped with a briefcase.
2. I tried melting some sugar in a skillet but only managed to melt the spoon so I tried it again. Only this time it solidified in the glass dish I poured it in. I then attempted to chip the sugary mess out with sharp objects, failed, and it nearly caught fire when microwaving became my last resort. Despite my small mishaps, I successfully made pancakes and cornbread muffins.
3. The 'plumber hairstyle' that has become a national phenomenon, and how it remains so, boggles the fucking mind.
* Pieology 101 was founded after our instructor gave the assignment of defining ourselves by drawing a pie; each slice representing our morals, beliefs, hobbies, etc.
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