Thursday

2

How could a man who is covered in tattoos be afraid of commitment?

Thursday

1

I never fell in love before, but I did step in it. It’s hard to wash off.

Friday

1

8 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands, 7 seas, 6,000,000,000+ people, and I’m single.

usagimomo:

It's better be single that have an a**hole B/Gfriend...

madcat21:

that's very true.

Tuesday

2

Treat your woman like you treat your smartphone: touch her often, stare at her, and make her the most important thing in your life.

Tuesday

2

Ask yourself what you would do for one more day with the ones you’ve lost and then do those things for the ones you still have.

Sunday

1

Sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.

Saturday

1

My drug of choice is a really comfortable couch.

Thursday

3

Treat your woman like you treat your smartphone: touch her often, stare at her, and make her the most important thing in your life.