luxnova

The Ghettobeast sat on my lap today and almost brokte my legs. She later during the middle of a lecture about the CMOS stuck her tongue in my ear. Bear in mind these 3 facts. 1. I am not interested in her at all. 2. I have told her this more than once. 3. She isn't even in my class.

This means she skipped class to orally rape my ear.

At the end of class she asked me how many people I had sex with. I had her tell me first.

The number? drumroll please...

THIRTY-EIGHT! That's 37 more than me. She also lives in Bridgeport, which just happens to be the STD capitol of North America.

I've also begun tutoring a classmate who pays me in dimebags of Newburgh Chronic