Just got back from seeing Elvis Costello. He fucking rawked, but there is one thing worth noting-middle-aged white people cannot dance. At all.
OK. I'm back and I really need a girlfriend. Bad
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welntaod:
Hmm... *thumbs through personals on other's behalf*
theamericanjesus:
You're dead to me, boy.
Deader than your dead mother.
Deader than your dead mother.
My aunt and cousin are in town for the next few days, so updates may be sparse,
But my room is clean, believe it or not.
But my room is clean, believe it or not.
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cureelise:
mines not 
maybe i should think of cleaning it before my company comes tomorrow.
maybe i should think of cleaning it before my company comes tomorrow. It's official: I hate the Stamford Police Department. Thanks to them, I am now broke until August. I was going 15 over the speed limit and I got slapped with a 152 dollar fine.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
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buddha:
see, now see if you drove a nondescript beater of a car, this wouldnt of happen..... but no.. you have to be different and drive "the box" 
im an ass, i know
im an ass, i know
niobe:
Like Ghostbusters? There aren't any books in the basement. But that would have been fun. The kids would have loved doing that. 
I could sure go for some old fashioned makeout right about now.
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mistereel:
word.
buddha:
anything i have to say now will pale in comparison to what koleeta said 
Right now, I'm at TheAmericanJesus's house, watching him play Bubble Bath Babes for Nintendo. But that's not the highlight of the day.
I played laser tag with JaiDee, where she kicked TAJ and I's collective asses, then she drove my wonderous square car and almost killed it. Well, not almost. She did. Or not. I'm confused.
I played laser tag with JaiDee, where she kicked TAJ and I's collective asses, then she drove my wonderous square car and almost killed it. Well, not almost. She did. Or not. I'm confused.
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chrislikewhoa:
i destroy all even more so than she does
buddha:
you got beat by a girl.....luck fuck
STUPID LAUGHABLE INJURY ALERT!
Today I borrowed a DDR pad from a friend and was dancing my ass off when I wound up wrapping my legs around eachother. I then went flying and hit my head on a metal futon frame. The back of my head has a lump the size of Buddha on it.
Today I borrowed a DDR pad from a friend and was dancing my ass off when I wound up wrapping my legs around eachother. I then went flying and hit my head on a metal futon frame. The back of my head has a lump the size of Buddha on it.
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buddha:
i can't say a word.....
i broke my foot on one of those last year
i broke my foot on one of those last year
hippomonki:
i was just gonna say , yeah ddr is a dangerous thing lol
man i hope that lump goes down... we all know buddha does....
hehe
man i hope that lump goes down... we all know buddha does....
hehe
I'm back and my skin miraculously has some color to it.
cureelise:
can i borrow some of that color
I'm gonna be gone for a couple days. I'll be in Jersey flaunting my car.
buddha:
whore
Thing are ok, I think. They'll be much better when "he" leaves.
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miss_lady:
Ok, I went as far back as 6/19. I took the quiz since I'm getting drunk on merlot and no one else answered the questions. My responses are as follows:
1. Yes. In the ass all the better.
2. Um.
3. Seems like I do, sooner or later, so let's hit Sephora and Bloomingdales!
4. I think all my boyfriends have done this.
5. If I'm also stoned & we're at Club Orlando (a local bathhouse. Why won't they let me in there?
)
***bonus round***
1. It felt creamy (Mr. Show quote, appropriate in every situation.)
1. Yes. In the ass all the better.
2. Um.
3. Seems like I do, sooner or later, so let's hit Sephora and Bloomingdales!
4. I think all my boyfriends have done this.
5. If I'm also stoned & we're at Club Orlando (a local bathhouse. Why won't they let me in there?
)
***bonus round***
1. It felt creamy (Mr. Show quote, appropriate in every situation.)
hippomonki:
hey i thought you said you and buddha were jsut friends.. are you two trying to make me jealous
Love=sorrow.
buddha:
pain = ass
Pills = happiness
no lube = buddha crying
Pills = happiness
no lube = buddha crying
hippomonki:
i think 1 and 3 are related.........
One more day until Katia day. I'll be there, in makeup, taking pictures, trying to have a good time.
However he'll be there, too. Meaning I won't get as much as a hug tomorrow, let alone 3 minutes to talk to her. At least he's leaving this weekend.
However he'll be there, too. Meaning I won't get as much as a hug tomorrow, let alone 3 minutes to talk to her. At least he's leaving this weekend.
luxnova:
It's also worth noting that he looks like what the child between Jay and Silent Bob would look like.
Well heterosexual white males