Could last weekend have been any better? Wonderful weather, good friends, good food...and Bocce in Bardascino park.
The lowpoint was when I was at "Hell's Podium" (I had to hand out flyers for an art show) most of Saturday in Rittenhouse Park. It wasn't so bad. Most people were pretty nice, I ran into an old college buddy, and I got really good at the whole "circus-barker" routine. Though there was one guy who was kinda wierd. He (*warning warning* khaki pants, plaid shirt, backwards baseball cap - I should'a known) came up to me after I mentioned the art show and said, "The show sounds nice but what I really want to know is where I can get a good $20 blow job." He then smiled his 23-year-old smug frat-boy grin.
I replied, "I wouldn't worry, a big dick like yourself should have no trouble getting blown."
Bad-dum-bum! I don't think he got the joke...too bad.
Everything else was great. It's so nice to be able to look back on a weekend and say, "Damn, I need to do that more often."
THIS week, however, will suck giant monkey testicles.
I have a shit-load of work to do, everyday, and even if I wanted to go to the SG show thr or fri I don't think I can.
Time to stop procrastinating.....ugggg.
The lowpoint was when I was at "Hell's Podium" (I had to hand out flyers for an art show) most of Saturday in Rittenhouse Park. It wasn't so bad. Most people were pretty nice, I ran into an old college buddy, and I got really good at the whole "circus-barker" routine. Though there was one guy who was kinda wierd. He (*warning warning* khaki pants, plaid shirt, backwards baseball cap - I should'a known) came up to me after I mentioned the art show and said, "The show sounds nice but what I really want to know is where I can get a good $20 blow job." He then smiled his 23-year-old smug frat-boy grin.
I replied, "I wouldn't worry, a big dick like yourself should have no trouble getting blown."
Bad-dum-bum! I don't think he got the joke...too bad.
Everything else was great. It's so nice to be able to look back on a weekend and say, "Damn, I need to do that more often."
THIS week, however, will suck giant monkey testicles.
I have a shit-load of work to do, everyday, and even if I wanted to go to the SG show thr or fri I don't think I can.
Time to stop procrastinating.....ugggg.
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as for Mr. Executive Transvestite i must ask you: Cake or Death?!?!?