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Friday Nov 05, 2004

Nov 5, 2004
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I will be blatantly honest with you all right now:
I applied for this site solely to feed my narcissistic tendencies. I am not only an attention-whore, I am the Patron Goddess of attention-whores. Ah, well. I make vanity look superb, and vice devine, and image is all that matters in today's McCorporate society. Style over substance. You could sell water to a drowning adolescent if you packaged it well enough (and had it endorsed by Britney Spears or Avril Lavigne.) Evian spelled backwards is Naive...the corporations are laughing at us. They poisoned our water supply and now they're selling us back bottles of our life blood, no longer safe to drink direct from nature...e.coli, remember the Walkerton disaster?...At $2.50 a pop. Anybody seen Tank Girl?
What used to be science fiction is now just science. Huxley was a prophet. We're heading into an Orwellian nightmare...1984 comes 20 years later, folks.
We've pissed off Mother Nature, and now she's revisiting the days of Corporal Punishment. We're fucked, just fucked.
It's no longer safe to eat anything, drink anything. Hot dogs give you cancer. Aluminum foil causes Alzheimer's. Growing old is a travesty and we lock our elders up in pretty prisons so they don't embarass society. Age is a disease...don't talk to that old lady, son, wrinkles are communicable. Cut, staple, nip, tuck...in most societies, injecting the botulism virus into somebody's face would be considered chemical warfare. Here, it's an expensive, sought-after beauty treatment. Let's all paralyze the muscles in our face. Expressions make us wrinkle, wrinkles make you look old, old is a disease. Never mind the fact that I voluntarily have botulism toxins swimming near my brain. Today's beauty is paper and plastic- smooth, perfect, artifical, disposable. Shall I compare thy beauty to a rose? ...but roses aren't perfect, roses have some petals bigger than other petals, the color isn't always uniform...roses wilt...I've never heard a plant getting silicon leaf implants, daisies starving themselves of sun because their roots are too large.
Give it up, kids.
Beauty ain't skin deep...it radiates out from the soul.
Ugly people are always going to be ugly...no matter how many toxins you inject into your forehead.
It's up to you.

...and I hereby amend anything I've said with this *sigh*...
randie:
I can't wait to see your set. love
Nov 5, 2004

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