Last night I got to hang out with Avion and Helena and watch naked women wrestle. There were porn stars, naked ladies, a terrible band whose only selling point was that the guitar player had a dickbeard, more naked ladies, some really comedic sidleine comments, Carmen Electra,and Jimmy fucking Hart. Of the Hart Foundation.
Fuckin' A.
Helena and I have decided we want to be in the Naked Women's Wrestling League now (no kidding, that's what it was called.)
Mainly because I want a naked asian girl wearing geisha makeup to pin me.
My Monday night, therefore, was WAY better than yours.
xoxo
love lucy
Fuckin' A.
Helena and I have decided we want to be in the Naked Women's Wrestling League now (no kidding, that's what it was called.)
Mainly because I want a naked asian girl wearing geisha makeup to pin me.
My Monday night, therefore, was WAY better than yours.
xoxo
love lucy
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New understatement of the fucking year!!!!