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it rained a whooole lot last night and today and flooded downtown a little bit and there was even snow in some parts of town! big fat ass flakes that actually piled up for awhile before they melted. worked 11 hours but it was pretty easy. great day for lucky. the line forms here for the congratulatory smack on the ass. tongue
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thepromdate:
i want snowflakes.

delilahb:
I will always remember your last comment. kiss hey, have fun with ava.

I also have a crush on my pillow.
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got my paper done this weekend that i had been having a lot of trouble with, so that felt good. i worked 10 hours at the house yesterday and one of the boys (the most violent of the 3) bit me for the second time in two shifts. it was on the arm this time and i actually bled a little bit.
thats not really...
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ratgirl:
get a muzzle!
punkinhead:
Dude - bitten?? Where do you work?? I thought you were a trunk monkey.

IM watching the Tick and laughing my ass off.

I hope your job chills out. But you have the right idea.

Take it light

ph
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since i heard a couple of you were checking car trunks for my body, i figured i better update my mother&$#@ing journal. im all good in my hood, ive just been way overloaded on the old stress meter lately. it just seems like if its not one damn thing its another with me. once i get these 50 things taken care of, then another 50...
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yumchen:
I have hippy gluten free waffles that make me feel good.
Sundays are usually pretty lazy so working is not so so bad. I would have rather slept all day though. ZZ....
beatrice:
ha ha, you washed your mouth out with soap.
i think napping could be considered an art form, maybe even a career.
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hey all you little SG people. i am having the shittiest week ive had in a while. but check out this trailer.


http://www.straightjacketfilms.com


you can't do that.
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punkinhead:
So what, one bad week and you turn your back on your SG brothers and sisters???

Just kidding. Hope all is well, Come back soon - we all need the laughs.

peace,

ph
ratgirl:
things getting better? I hope so....
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today's my long day cause i have class tonight, but that won't be a problem anymore as of the end of the week. i found out today that the thrift store where i work is closing at the end of the week and we're all out of a job.

thanks for the notice.

luckily, im about to start a part time job that pays a...
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thepromdate:
ok. suuure.
punkinhead:
Used condoms, hunh? Well, I suppose its a growth industry . . .

1. I went to school in New Orleans for two years and a summer, and Mardi Gras was always a factor. I'm going to save my "Got Nacho Cheese on a Cop" story for when we get to hang out.

2. You have to have a whole lot of ass, like I do.

3. I would love love love to move to Portland. When I was living in Seattle I was considering a move down there, but It looked like I would be able to telecommute and I wouldn't loose my job. When I got laid off my thought was to move back to GA and go back to school, but I never did it.

4. That girl thing is hard. You might not be scary enough. Are you scary at all? I have somewhat of an impression of you from the site but I can't quite tell that. Its hard to work the fuckbuddy angle, and it has always wound up a great big hassle to me.

So fuck those customers anyway. The are probably the ones moving the books around in the stacks, putting Tom Clancy paperbacks in with the Sci Fi. Illeterate motherfuckers.

Take it light,

p to the h
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this is it for me.


Why do you build me up (build me up) Buttercup, baby

Just to let me down (let me down ) and mess me around

And then worst of all (worst of all) you never call, baby

When you say you will (say you will ) but I love you still

I need you (I need you) more than anyone, darlin'...
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ratgirl:
well I was wondering the same thing, about the nekkid guy... why, oh why dear god??? just keep your pants on for christ sake!!!


midori:
you're weird too then
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thanks to alla yous who left me testimonials, but would it have killed someone to mention my smoldering sexuality?

damn.
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ratgirl:
what are you talking about? I totally mentioned it!
delilah_banks:
I'm at a loss of words tonight.

How's your paper?

How's oregon?

How's anything?
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I might not be around for a little while but here's my project for you, my babies...leave me a testimonial.

When I get back from fighting and writing and swimmin in the cold, I'll see what you wrote.
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lucky105:
Ooh, 23 1/2 spankings. I never thought of that!

My boyfriend will be in town on Friday. He's gonna let me have it. shocked
ratgirl:
moley, moley, moley! uh, guacamole, er....

wink

where ya off to 13?
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i only have a little window o' time here between work and my (3 1/2 hour) class tonight, so i thought i'd break off a little thing.
i got stuck behind a street sweeper on the freeway coming home from work.

a street sweeper?

the fuck?

was the zamboni busy?

all i'm saying is know your station.
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thepromdate:
mmm...i'm on my way to the store to get butter an dstuff to make mashed potatoes. mmmm....
punkinhead:
Thanks man.

And how about my Chiefs pulling it out today? Fuckin A!

ph

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this is a question i think we've all asked ourselves at one time or another...

if i was an asthmatic 82 year-old korean woman who enjoyed crocheting and had a slight hump on my back, what would my first name be and what days of the week would i aquacise?

bernice
tuesdays and thursdays



gotta go, later poopieheads!
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ratgirl:
bok-soon choi.

every day but sunday!

moving down there for work....
oh, and you are a freak!
thepromdate:
don't forget the tai-chi in the park!