cdt21 tagged me, the bastard. I'll maul him at my next opportunity, until then my 20 facts:
1) I'm not really from Vatican city, I wish I were because the Pope gets my loins burning. Am I the only one who thinks he looks like he belongs in the mafia?
The Godfather
The Pope
No one would suspect the Pope either. It's the perfect crime.
2) I'll kill your enemies for 10 and a bag of chips, extra vinegar please.
(What is wrong with that fish? I want my fish DEAD)
3) Anarchie thought she was archived again today when she mispelled her password. She nearlly cried, the stupid bitch. She won't be using me again to get her SG fix, that's for sure.
4)
That was my pumpkin for Hallowe'en
5) My favourite food is rare fillet steak
6) I always have a bottle of gin in the house
7) The doctor says I have split personality disorder so I put a bomb under his car. He drove away from it. Next time I must bring rope.
8) As a child I used to file my nails into sharp points, I wanted to harm people. They always flaked away though, my plans were foiled
9) I'm watching Des and Mel on ITV right now, it's like torture to my cultured brain
10) I'm behind you
11) My father thinks he's Jesus reincarnated. For once I'm being serious
12) Everytime I try to wash my hair my mask gets in my way
13) I went to a theme park the other day wearing my mask, not one person appeared scared. I'm losing my touch
And I was sick all the way home from going on the rollercoasters too much
14) is my favourite smiley ever
15) I appear on the Dwarves website
16) I fuck like I fight- with a knife
17) I'm not sure wether to use my powers as a superhero or a supervillen
Why doesn't Wonderwoman wear a mask? She's not a superhero at all!
18) You are all on my friends list because I trust you not to tell
19) I bought a three month membership to SG, when it expires I will not be coming back
20) I've run out of witty comments, and interesting facts.
1) I'm not really from Vatican city, I wish I were because the Pope gets my loins burning. Am I the only one who thinks he looks like he belongs in the mafia?
The Godfather
The Pope
No one would suspect the Pope either. It's the perfect crime.
2) I'll kill your enemies for 10 and a bag of chips, extra vinegar please.
(What is wrong with that fish? I want my fish DEAD)
3) Anarchie thought she was archived again today when she mispelled her password. She nearlly cried, the stupid bitch. She won't be using me again to get her SG fix, that's for sure.
4)
That was my pumpkin for Hallowe'en
5) My favourite food is rare fillet steak
6) I always have a bottle of gin in the house
7) The doctor says I have split personality disorder so I put a bomb under his car. He drove away from it. Next time I must bring rope.
8) As a child I used to file my nails into sharp points, I wanted to harm people. They always flaked away though, my plans were foiled
9) I'm watching Des and Mel on ITV right now, it's like torture to my cultured brain
10) I'm behind you
11) My father thinks he's Jesus reincarnated. For once I'm being serious
12) Everytime I try to wash my hair my mask gets in my way
13) I went to a theme park the other day wearing my mask, not one person appeared scared. I'm losing my touch
And I was sick all the way home from going on the rollercoasters too much
14) is my favourite smiley ever
15) I appear on the Dwarves website
16) I fuck like I fight- with a knife
17) I'm not sure wether to use my powers as a superhero or a supervillen
Why doesn't Wonderwoman wear a mask? She's not a superhero at all!
18) You are all on my friends list because I trust you not to tell
19) I bought a three month membership to SG, when it expires I will not be coming back
20) I've run out of witty comments, and interesting facts.
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You must have great thighs if you think you could though? Care to give us a glimpse?
In 2) the fish is having a wank why do you think you get the fishy smell in chips?
You're the worst case of maskurbation I've ever come across
How we can follow your despicable deeds save for the trail of empty baby oil bottles and firelighters??