why, greetings! say hello to me, goddammit. this is my inaugural address using this impressive Patented Journal Technology....from here on out i hope to religiously keep these precise little diaries that document my exciting, fun-filled life.
six hours ago, i had sex with ashlee simpson.
it was phenomenal.
neither of those last sentences is true. that's the benefit of an inaugural address! i'm just like...
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