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Hamilton drops to second on the Grid... it is gearing up for a hell of a race. Dream result: Button clips the grumpy Alonso who spends so much time on his radio complaining and asking Ferrari International Assistance for a ruling that he fails to make up enough places and Hamilton breezes over the line to take the title. Not that I'm biased.

In the meantime Eddie Jordan is castigated for not wearing a poppy. The BBC's mind control clamps down on its presenters and they all sprout red blooms on their shirts.

I'll stop being a petrol head tomorrow.