Yay, I feel good today! I'm not putting pressure on myself or anything, but if i feel better later i'll take a trip to the drycleaner and some other random shiiiit.
See how i have to talk to myself? I have to trick myself into not being a lunatic..it works GREAT!
R&B music makes me hot. One of these days i'll actually think to stop while gettin it on and turn some of this shit on. This would be for like Karma sutra sex, where you have to go slow because you're about to fucking break your back. i just make this shit up, I don't know. slow fuckin only to r&b. it's a rule.
I went off birthcontrol today. don't get me pregnant.
See how i have to talk to myself? I have to trick myself into not being a lunatic..it works GREAT!
R&B music makes me hot. One of these days i'll actually think to stop while gettin it on and turn some of this shit on. This would be for like Karma sutra sex, where you have to go slow because you're about to fucking break your back. i just make this shit up, I don't know. slow fuckin only to r&b. it's a rule.
I went off birthcontrol today. don't get me pregnant.
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datsun:
check yer email.
slamcage:
An ASS cannot get pregnant. Remember, the other vagina.