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today's update?
hmm...limme keep this short and sweet

number one...the mets...suck. Point blank and simple. The met's suck gigantic elephent wee wee...period.

number two...GO SEE KILL BILL vol.2 NOW!!!!!!

and if you watch without seeing vol.1 first so help me God there will be hell to pay. This goes for EVERYBODY.....except Benni love I would never harm a hair on her lovely head.
But as for...
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lordmatt:
oh on the contrary dear my punishing hand is only for you and you ONLY!!

it's my devasting pimp hand that everone should fear!! mad

"what the five fingers said to the face?"
benni:
i knooooooow.... don't scratch it... *pout* but it iches sooooo bad! i wanna!

oooh, i know the answer.... SLAP! biggrin

love
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dangers of being a guy part 1....

yeah...so I wake up this morning to the sound of the phone ringing in my ear...it's my aunts and uncles calling for my mom because they're old and they like to call each other at 8 o'clock in the morning. However, my lovely mother isn't home because she left the house at 7 for some God forsaken reason....
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benni:
hehe... hurray for you! tell your friend if he's gonna come to visit, he'd better damn well bring me some sugar cookies... i'm all out, and ever so hungry...

my mom pulled something like that on me, too, but i made the mistake of repeating to her face to face every single curse she had just heard me say... i was a bitch.

hehe... i love tony the tiger with every part of my body... including my flange. biggrin

josh found you! he's neat.
benni:
ooh.... by the way, your new profile pic is the hottest thing that's ever happened... think i need to change my pants... love
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I just came home from one of the worst dates I've ever had in my life. Ugh...the pain. BUT!! I come home and what's playing on Black Starz but The Last Dragon!!!! (see profile)

I finally remember why I loved this movie. They used to play this movie on movie night up at sleep away camp when I was little. Good times, good memories. Don't...
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moralitydies:
I just thought it was funny that Benni was your only friend because she is my only friend. I typed a funny quote, but I can not get it to show up in your journal. Oh well.

[Edited on Apr 08, 2004 9:59PM]
moralitydies:
can you see anything below the photoshoot comment?
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ohh!!!! omg!!! look at my friend's list!!! LOOK!!! LOOK!!!!!!!!

ldgfa;sghl;sgj


....needless to say i'm happy =)
benni:
hehe, i'm looking, i'm looking! blush
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yeah I'm a man of my word and I added more pics!!! yay...go check 'em out RIGHT NOW!!!

Oh and I would like to use this momment to tell you all that BENNI is the BEST woman to grace her presence on this site!!!! She actually left me a comment and now ecstatic!!!!! biggrin

scorpio's fucking rule end of story
benni:
see, that's what IM saying! uh... the scorpio thing, not me being the best... that's be too much ego... although i AM a scorpio... hehe!
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hey what's good!!!! I got some super hot and sexy web cam pics I'm gonna upload later!

so ummm...stay tuned!!!
benni:
yeee-ha! another scorpio! god how i love the scorpios... thank you for the compliments... stay tuned for... this chicken! bok bok!

you'll learn very quickly i'm obsessed with this chicken... and the pirate... and... hmm... skivvies, i guess. biggrin good staring at you via profile! hope it was as good for you as it was for me.