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I am no longer a teenager. This feels weird. I really should update this profile. ~.~
Look forward to another post next year maybe.
Look forward to another post next year maybe.
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kera:
thank you for the comment on my set with Alexsandria! 
happy holidays and new year!
happy holidays and new year!
My birthday today was great.
I honestly didn't expect anybody to do much of anything for me today. I mean, it's a wednesday and I had to go to work.
Sounds bad eh?
Even my boss at worked surprised me withsome.
I'm so overwhelmed with this feeling of thankfulness.
Bah I sound so cheesy. If you're reading this now, then do something nice for somebody...
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I honestly didn't expect anybody to do much of anything for me today. I mean, it's a wednesday and I had to go to work.
Sounds bad eh?
Even my boss at worked surprised me withsome.
I'm so overwhelmed with this feeling of thankfulness.
Bah I sound so cheesy. If you're reading this now, then do something nice for somebody...
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sharona1881:
youre very welcome matthew... but dosent m'lord sound so much more regal? 
hopefully i'll buy a new cam off of e-bay soon.
yay.
my ex-gf is holding my current webcam hostage and she's been putting into good use.
i think i'm becoming a voyuer (sp?) o.O
^this is not a complaint tho
more later...much later
oh and benni is awesome
byeee
yay.
my ex-gf is holding my current webcam hostage and she's been putting into good use.
i think i'm becoming a voyuer (sp?) o.O
^this is not a complaint tho
more later...much later
oh and benni is awesome
byeee
malloreigh:
which piercing? the down-under one, you mean? 
sharona1881:
yay for vouyerism! and happy birthday m'lord.
benni:
and then you realize, of course, that she would help you up off the floor and dust you off and engage in polite conversation.
that was one of my favorites too... hehehe... the set looks way better than i remember it from when i sent it in.
webcams suck so much... i spent so much money on this bastard cam and it doesnt do me much good. the next time i feel like a-wasting, i'll definately get a digital. i bet i'll get more use out of that, anyways.
that was one of my favorites too... hehehe... the set looks way better than i remember it from when i sent it in.
webcams suck so much... i spent so much money on this bastard cam and it doesnt do me much good. the next time i feel like a-wasting, i'll definately get a digital. i bet i'll get more use out of that, anyways.
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harden:
My MD player got mistaken for a mp3 player once... While on Crete my boss came to me and told me about his new MP3 Player he bought in a shop for about 90$. He didnt show me the thing he just wanted to let me know ...
Later on I went to that shop looking for some DVDs. I took a look at the MP3 Players... none aroud 90$. Oh wait, they have MD Players and my old AIWA Player kinda sucked, so I looked a little closer. And got a nice Sony Net-MD for 90 $ (no headphone display, no remote).
Guess what "MP3-Player" my boss bought... I tried to explain it... finaly I remebered "The boss is always right"
Later on I went to that shop looking for some DVDs. I took a look at the MP3 Players... none aroud 90$. Oh wait, they have MD Players and my old AIWA Player kinda sucked, so I looked a little closer. And got a nice Sony Net-MD for 90 $ (no headphone display, no remote).
Guess what "MP3-Player" my boss bought... I tried to explain it... finaly I remebered "The boss is always right"
benni:
well in that case, today is your lucky day! let me know what you think when you see it.
i got that button at an antique store... it must be so old! i'll try to find you one that's almost as neat, okay?
let me know what you think when you see it.
i got that button at an antique store... it must be so old! i'll try to find you one that's almost as neat, okay?
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benni:
all done... swing into my journal to see scary pics! everything went as well as i could hope; didn't feel a thing during the procedure, thank god...
swing into my journal to see scary pics! everything went as well as i could hope; didn't feel a thing during the procedure, thank god...
benni:
hehe... wheeeeeee! it's not considered a piercing, i believe they classify it as a body mod... it's called a subdermal implant. mine was surgical grade stainless steel, but they also use coral and silicon i believe... man. it was neat for awhile, but getting it out was a pain in the ass, and finding someone to take it out was even harder... i would seriously consider the pros and cons before you get one, if you decide to. i had a friend put one in the same time i did mine, and inside of a week he bashed it open with a hundred pound bag of concrete. it got iinfected, wouldn't close... there was metal hanging out of his arm... he had to take it out with no anesthetic. very bad things. just... hehehe. think about it.
it was fun, no doubt, and i'll miss it.... but would i do it again...? i'm not so sure...
e-hug backa at ya...
it was fun, no doubt, and i'll miss it.... but would i do it again...? i'm not so sure...
e-hug backa at ya...
it's early Sunday morning and I'm looking at porn...life is good
aye I've been feeling so vain lately...looking at myself in the mirror and flexing. Saying to myself "i think my arm's are a little bit bigger"
-note to self-
Egg Protein is THE DEVIL reincarnated
-end note-
that stuff actually does work but maaannnnn does it fuck up my stomach.
*puts tummy to laptop*...
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aye I've been feeling so vain lately...looking at myself in the mirror and flexing. Saying to myself "i think my arm's are a little bit bigger"
-note to self-
Egg Protein is THE DEVIL reincarnated
-end note-
that stuff actually does work but maaannnnn does it fuck up my stomach.
*puts tummy to laptop*...
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benni:
awwww... there you go making me mooshy all over again! hehehe... sweetie.
benni:
i'm mooshy AGAIN! damn you! as long as you leave that up, everytime i come in i'll be reduced to a puddle of love jelly.
as long as you leave that up, everytime i come in i'll be reduced to a puddle of love jelly. holy crap it's been a while since i've update here. Well what's been up with me lately??? Nothing really, I just got done paying off all my bills which is good...but now that I look in my account i see lil' lintballs entagled in strands of hair that's way too long to be mine. o0
however i've been putting my money to good use, I've...
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however i've been putting my money to good use, I've...
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benni:
what she's doing right now is reading your journal entry and vigorously spanking it. you let THAT sink in!
i love the new picture... and the signs... well, you can attribute that to me vigorously spanking it. hope you're well... looking good!
i love the new picture... and the signs... well, you can attribute that to me vigorously spanking it. hope you're well... looking good!
this update has been cross posted in my live journal... http://livejournal.com/users/only1matthew
and YES i voted SG for BEST COMMUNITY!!!
do u know why???
...one reason...her name is Benni
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yeah so a really, really, good friend of mine from JROTC is in jail right now....
here's the story
yesterday after talking to Ruby who was SUPPOSSED to chill with me that day *grumble* I get...
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and YES i voted SG for BEST COMMUNITY!!!
do u know why???
...one reason...her name is Benni
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yeah so a really, really, good friend of mine from JROTC is in jail right now....
here's the story
yesterday after talking to Ruby who was SUPPOSSED to chill with me that day *grumble* I get...
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moralitydies:
That music is wild. Its like nerd rap.
benni:
hehe... you. i voted yes for the webby thing too, but then i was reading the posts that people were leaving about the site... and some of them were so rude! so i left this long angry (well spoken) comment about how just because there's porno doesn't mean it can't be a great community... boobs AND intelligent conversation?! why do you people think i'm here?
hehe... you always make me smile, sweetheart... live up your friday for me! i'm going to be stuck at work.
i voted yes for the webby thing too, but then i was reading the posts that people were leaving about the site... and some of them were so rude! so i left this long angry (well spoken) comment about how just because there's porno doesn't mean it can't be a great community... boobs AND intelligent conversation?! why do you people think i'm here?
hehe... you always make me smile, sweetheart... live up your friday for me! i'm going to be stuck at work.
today's update?
hmm...limme keep this short and sweet
number one...the mets...suck. Point blank and simple. The met's suck gigantic elephent wee wee...period.
number two...GO SEE KILL BILL vol.2 NOW!!!!!!
and if you watch without seeing vol.1 first so help me God there will be hell to pay. This goes for EVERYBODY.....except Benni I would never harm a hair on her lovely head.
But as for...
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hmm...limme keep this short and sweet
number one...the mets...suck. Point blank and simple. The met's suck gigantic elephent wee wee...period.
number two...GO SEE KILL BILL vol.2 NOW!!!!!!
and if you watch without seeing vol.1 first so help me God there will be hell to pay. This goes for EVERYBODY.....except Benni
I would never harm a hair on her lovely head.
But as for...
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lordmatt:
oh on the contrary dear my punishing hand is only for you and you ONLY!!
it's my devasting pimp hand that everone should fear!!
"what the five fingers said to the face?"
it's my devasting pimp hand that everone should fear!!
"what the five fingers said to the face?"
benni:
i knooooooow.... don't scratch it... *pout* but it iches sooooo bad! i wanna!
oooh, i know the answer.... SLAP!
oooh, i know the answer.... SLAP!
dangers of being a guy part 1....
yeah...so I wake up this morning to the sound of the phone ringing in my ear...it's my aunts and uncles calling for my mom because they're old and they like to call each other at 8 o'clock in the morning. However, my lovely mother isn't home because she left the house at 7 for some God forsaken reason....
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yeah...so I wake up this morning to the sound of the phone ringing in my ear...it's my aunts and uncles calling for my mom because they're old and they like to call each other at 8 o'clock in the morning. However, my lovely mother isn't home because she left the house at 7 for some God forsaken reason....
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benni:
hehe... hurray for you! tell your friend if he's gonna come to visit, he'd better damn well bring me some sugar cookies... i'm all out, and ever so hungry...
my mom pulled something like that on me, too, but i made the mistake of repeating to her face to face every single curse she had just heard me say... i was a bitch.
hehe... i love tony the tiger with every part of my body... including my flange.
josh found you! he's neat.
my mom pulled something like that on me, too, but i made the mistake of repeating to her face to face every single curse she had just heard me say... i was a bitch.
hehe... i love tony the tiger with every part of my body... including my flange.
josh found you! he's neat.
benni:
ooh.... by the way, your new profile pic is the hottest thing that's ever happened... think i need to change my pants...