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Ames, IA

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Tuesday Apr 27, 2004

Apr 27, 2004
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The world becomes a different place when you're stumbling home drunk from a bar. The things you see, the same scenery you passed on the way to the bar, is transfigured. You see the Toyota Corolla parked on the street, the large Lutheran church on the corner of West and Sheldon, the row of pines alone Lincoln. You see these things, but you don't know them as themselves. Instead, all you can think is, "Damn, I've gotta go. I wonder if I could pee on that and get away with it."

R. Kelly would be proud.
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zoe:
write something new already! are you around this summer? also, do you have a cd burner? i have a project i need help with.



xoxo zoe xoxo
May 23, 2004
justinxl:
I know of at least 3 people (including myself) who have peed on that church, and one person who decided to "take a nap" on the lawn and get hauled in for public intox at 4am. Of course, I've been in town for quite some time.

(Side note: I at least had the decency to feel bad about urinating on the church the next day). wink
May 24, 2004

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