Out of sympathy/curiosity/pity, a large number of strangers keep asking, "What happened to your leg?" I'm bored with telling the truth, and I'm getting rather irritable. I need some amusing answers. Ninja attack (obviously), golfing accident, pillow fight gone awry, etc. Ideas?
I'm still wearing this:
Plus the crutches. And the next person who asks me when I get off crutches gets a leg sweep with them, because that's rather easy to do. I have no idea when. I stopped asking.
I'm still wearing this:
Plus the crutches. And the next person who asks me when I get off crutches gets a leg sweep with them, because that's rather easy to do. I have no idea when. I stopped asking.
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creamcuffs:
Tell people that ninjas attacked you with pillows while you were on the golf course
adifferentview:
The proper answer is that you asked someone in a leg brace "What happened to your leg?" That will stop them from speculating outloud.