Last night:
2 friends
1 forgotten I.D.
1 club we couldn't get into
1 bar where my friend knew the bouncer
3 cosmos
10 people in the bathroom doing coke and totally blocking my way to the toilet
1 cape cod
1 gay guy telling me I was the cutest person there
3 shots of tequila (WHY did I do these? I hate tequila!)
1 afterparty at a hiphop club
3 white guys trying to be black guys hitting on me
50 wrong turns taken while trying to find a houseparty
5 minutes spent at the houseparty until...
2 cops showed up
1 fence we had to hop to escape the cops
1 tunamelt consumed at Sparky's to absorb some of the alcohol in my stomach
6:30 am: when I finally got home
Today:
1 raging hangover!
2 friends
1 forgotten I.D.
1 club we couldn't get into
1 bar where my friend knew the bouncer
3 cosmos
10 people in the bathroom doing coke and totally blocking my way to the toilet
1 cape cod
1 gay guy telling me I was the cutest person there
3 shots of tequila (WHY did I do these? I hate tequila!)
1 afterparty at a hiphop club
3 white guys trying to be black guys hitting on me
50 wrong turns taken while trying to find a houseparty
5 minutes spent at the houseparty until...
2 cops showed up
1 fence we had to hop to escape the cops
1 tunamelt consumed at Sparky's to absorb some of the alcohol in my stomach
6:30 am: when I finally got home
Today:
1 raging hangover!
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And I think I was probably one of those 3 white guys trying to be black, you just didn't recognize me 'cause of my short hair!
Girl, you looks good when you back that ass up.
Let's kick it soon, yo. Fo shizzel mah nizzel.
Sure you got a hangover, but wasn't it worth it?