linenandlace

see i knew that without you explaining it.

you know how I knew?

b/c I have powers beyond that of any ordinary human.

among my arsenal of superpowers: during times of extreme boredom my body has the ability to go into a state of being, where my mind will shut down and divert all resources to keeping the blood circulating thereby eliminating the threat of my limbs falling off.

what does this mean?
well basically that during a staff meeting I can slump down in my chair, my head will fall back, and I can get a hard-on.

you needed that bit of information, didn't you.