Room service is one of humanity's greatest inventions. Ring up the hired help, tell them what you want, and within 45 minutes, there it is, complete with real silverware and cloth napkins. Sign away to charge it to the room, and best of all, when finished, just leave those dirty dishes outside the door, and they magically disappear! I wish that worked at my house.
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deuteranopia:
it's my old roommates who should be thanking me. Maybe even kissing my ass a little, too. It was pretty bad for a while. I'd go on two week TDYs someplace, and come back to the same nasty dishes that were in the sink when I left. I mean... gross man. Just gross...
leopold:
why thank ya