Oh! I'm sorry I made a mistake while doing you're job. Perhaps if you took you're head out of your ass and did what you're paid to do that wouldn't have happened.
I always ALWAYS take responsibility for my actions at work. If an error occurs on account of me, I will be the first to admit it, and work quickly to repair it. But I'm sick if these lazy, half brained people I'm forced to work with. They pass everything off to everyone else, wait till the last minute and drop the ball on some pretty major initiatives, yet they're still employed. Why? Because they swoop in on conference calls with the latest catch phrase or use words like 'close the gap' and 'circle back' and 'socialize' and suddenly they have all the answers and will save the world.
Anyways. My point? I'm here doing the best fucking job I can and some asshat is having a shitfit because I screwed up something that they were responsible for AND I don't even give a shit. I'm going to do my job and everyone else can just eat a dick :)