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i've settled into my new home and it's actually nice here. i mean, i don't suppose it's any different but it feels better. i had coffee this morning with my mom and my grandma (my grandmother so far has been the only person NOT to say anything about my new hair - i keep getting shitty comments on it like "lolz forget to dye the...
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today at work i dropped the f-bomb over the intercom after we were closed and my manager pretty much shouted "OMGWTFBBQ!!11!!"

ok not really, but in my imagination there was a speech bubble above her head with that exact same statement written in it. my last day is friday, and i am not to worried about pissing off the managment right now. what are they...
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so i have this giant pimple on my nose.
how big you ask?
well it is about the same size as the not!planet pluto and has it's own gravitational pull.
in fact it was so horrible today i called into work because i couldn't stand the thought of standing there for seven hours with strangers oogling my not!planet pimple.
i have tried everything to get...
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