hallo.
Some of you kids know about OKCupid.com. For those who don't it's a rether unique match-making/profiling site. That is rather hilarious as well.
It asks you to give yourself three adjectives that describe you. I went with, in its final form:
I am _behind you (bloops)_, _not behind you_, and, _regretting those two_.
Which is MILDLY witty at best.
Someone decided to message me....
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Some of you kids know about OKCupid.com. For those who don't it's a rether unique match-making/profiling site. That is rather hilarious as well.
It asks you to give yourself three adjectives that describe you. I went with, in its final form:
I am _behind you (bloops)_, _not behind you_, and, _regretting those two_.
Which is MILDLY witty at best.
Someone decided to message me....
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I'm learning that all shapes in the dark are not ghosts.
I am learning that sometimes I wish they were.
I am silly because sometimes when it is dark in my room and I see an odd shadow I sometimes turn on the light.
Does "teenage riot in a public station" bring back memories? hello.
I am learning that sometimes I wish they were.
I am silly because sometimes when it is dark in my room and I see an odd shadow I sometimes turn on the light.
Does "teenage riot in a public station" bring back memories? hello.
echofonic:
"gonna fight and tear it up in a hypernation for you"
hell yeah it does.
hell yeah it does.
vitaminpink:
I do that too. more so since I've been living alone. 
Kayla told me she wants to 'get together' when she comes back to New Jersey but at the same time Irina wants me to sleep with her. Christ, such hard decisions. Good thing no one ever reads this.
(02:19:39) Irina: OMG.
(02:19:52) Irina: WE CAN HAVE A 3SUM!!!
Irina, you are so smart.
(02:19:39) Irina: OMG.
(02:19:52) Irina: WE CAN HAVE A 3SUM!!!
Irina, you are so smart.
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irina:
I am not so much worried about my having hair in your dream: you've never seen me without it. I am, however, mildly worried about my showing up in your dreams in the first place. I will try to stop doing that.
kayla_:
sorry i just signed off before. work is kicking my ass like a kung fu guy or something and i had to take away all distractions.
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lessthan4:
II DO THOUGH. HA HA HA.
Love,
Mittens
Love,
Mittens
kayla_:
wowzer
I have decided that people calling me "mitten" or "mittens" would be an incredible thing.
I am going to send my $500.00 to Emmanuel and see if I am accepted anywhere else.
It is looking like:
Fordham
Northeastern
Emmanuel
This is difficult. I do not know if NYC is too big of a city for me. I do not think it is.
Love,
Mitten.
(BEST...
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I am going to send my $500.00 to Emmanuel and see if I am accepted anywhere else.
It is looking like:
Fordham
Northeastern
Emmanuel
This is difficult. I do not know if NYC is too big of a city for me. I do not think it is.
Love,
Mitten.
(BEST...
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soniclu667:
whats up, yo? i mean, mitten...
so thanks for having that talk with my parents, wait. you havent done that yet have you? anyways, i literally almost killed myself last night based on stress from school. it was a horrible sobbing hyperventilating moment in the car with my ex. creepy... but im here and still in school. sigh.
so thanks for having that talk with my parents, wait. you havent done that yet have you? anyways, i literally almost killed myself last night based on stress from school. it was a horrible sobbing hyperventilating moment in the car with my ex. creepy... but im here and still in school. sigh.
linz:
mittens is your new sobrique. i will call you mittens forver!
love,
linz
love,
linz
I am returning to Boston on Thursday/Friday.
It will be fun.
I am trying to trick Irina into coming with me. So I do not do anything stupid.
IRINA HELP ME.
Maybe I will just go for friday night. mmm. doughty.
It will be fun.
I am trying to trick Irina into coming with me. So I do not do anything stupid.
IRINA HELP ME.
Maybe I will just go for friday night. mmm. doughty.
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ooomermaidooo:
Pecker makes me giggle. Polyester is my all time favorite.
scatmonkey:
I like Boston. Though this is based on limited experience with the city. and driving is, admittedly, atrocious, I still like it a lot.
There used to be this bar/pub in the Back Bay that used to have killer food, super cheap beer and played the Cartoon Network all the hours it was open. Good, though blurry, times.
There used to be this bar/pub in the Back Bay that used to have killer food, super cheap beer and played the Cartoon Network all the hours it was open. Good, though blurry, times.
This is how I happen.
Everybody should be sad all of the time. It would save me a lot of trouble.
This entry is going to be filled with drama. The drama you want to scream.
You want to scream out this drama. You want to bloodlet this drama and feel it pierce everyone around you. This drama is cruel, jagged, and it's... it's drama....
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Everybody should be sad all of the time. It would save me a lot of trouble.
This entry is going to be filled with drama. The drama you want to scream.
You want to scream out this drama. You want to bloodlet this drama and feel it pierce everyone around you. This drama is cruel, jagged, and it's... it's drama....
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ow. my life hurts.
Put. Your. Fucking. Thing. With. The. Thing.
HOLY CROW I AM OUT OF MY MIND.
YOUR FACE IS AMAZING SAM, DO NOT FORGET THIS.
I AM THE BEST MITTEN EVER.
It might seem like this entry is full of inside jokes. I assure you, it is not. No one understands any of this. I hope.
My tummy hurts. Going VEGAN is...
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Put. Your. Fucking. Thing. With. The. Thing.
HOLY CROW I AM OUT OF MY MIND.
YOUR FACE IS AMAZING SAM, DO NOT FORGET THIS.
I AM THE BEST MITTEN EVER.
It might seem like this entry is full of inside jokes. I assure you, it is not. No one understands any of this. I hope.
My tummy hurts. Going VEGAN is...
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I'm in a Boston motel room right now.
I spent the night with two girls, one of which I knew a bit online. I got along okay with her. She will be a good friend when I move here.
Her friend, however...
I have a crush on her. She is a sweet girl. Who climbed a tree with me in Harvard Yard. And we giggled...
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I spent the night with two girls, one of which I knew a bit online. I got along okay with her. She will be a good friend when I move here.
Her friend, however...
I have a crush on her. She is a sweet girl. Who climbed a tree with me in Harvard Yard. And we giggled...
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kayla_:
Roland will not have attitude. Not yet. He is Meek.
His last name will be Meeks, actually. Yes indeed.
His last name will be Meeks, actually. Yes indeed.
irina:
For someone with such hopeless odds, you sure seem to have good luck... 
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humberthumbert:
that is awesome, emo kid.
your whole journal is awesome.
will you be my friend?
your whole journal is awesome.
will you be my friend?
eponine:
that's a big fuckin' egg, kiddo.
I am not going to New York because I am a tool.
In other news I could really go for a degenerative bone disease snack bar. Or as Kayla calls them, "snap crack pop bars".
hrm.
I am going to go out to a mall or something now. I need to buy pink BOY underwear. I have too many pairs of boxers. I need something...
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In other news I could really go for a degenerative bone disease snack bar. Or as Kayla calls them, "snap crack pop bars".
hrm.
I am going to go out to a mall or something now. I need to buy pink BOY underwear. I have too many pairs of boxers. I need something...
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domnicella:
Do not come to NY!!
We are going to see Kill Bill today. It turns out Irina did not call me back because she hates me.
She decided to call later because she hates herself more.
I am also getting my lip pierced. I am not sure WHICH SIDE TO GET PIERCED though.
My life is so difficult and complex.
She decided to call later because she hates herself more.
I am also getting my lip pierced. I am not sure WHICH SIDE TO GET PIERCED though.
My life is so difficult and complex.
irina:
WOW i hate you.
irina:
Um, if by "you totally hung up on me" you meant to say "I totally hung up on you" then yeah. It's true. Why'd you hang up on me like that, you jerk?!
you should tie her to the stake and fuck hr, i think.