Maybe I'm crazy, but there's something really hot about a girl that wants to fight you. Preferably with a shaved heat, tattoos and with a stunning proficiency with throwing knives. I remember this girl in high school from a war-torn Eastern European country who'd been in the military and had wicked knife throwing ability - so hot. You know the kind where you're high on betel nut smart drug chocolate chews and pick the locks to a secret outdoor pool and see who has better blowgun aptitude while comparing the Hagakure and Sun-Tzu as a preferable guide to modern life.
Where have all the Valkyries gone?
Where have all the Valkyries gone?
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valcapone:
Who, the mullet or the cute one?
pygmy:
oh, i was just being a smartass. gimli is sort of the equivalent to heaven in norse mythology (it's also spelled giml but i was just being lazy with the accent) for those who survive ragnarok (note i am now being lazy with my umlauts ) ... kind of obscure, i guess, but i felt like being alliterative, and in my admittedly strange and perhaps manic thought process, "asgard annual" didn't sound like the type of publication that would have personal ads in it.