- virginity depletion / hot sexual partners
- teh gey makeouts
- limited internet pseudo-celebrity
- gut-exploding laughter
- decisive victory (or was it defear) in an SGCalgary Big Battel
- WAY too many vanity threads
- drunk
- hit repeatedly about the body and face
All I've asked in return is for an emoticon and some beer.
Recently I've decided to "enbiggen" my Freakpirate portfolio to include gainful employment.
Now I know your minds are all going to the gutter and this now-classic photo
but kids, you've got me all wrong.
So he'll be moving to Montreal for a few weeks to play the
to my
, be a temporary roommate and so on.
It's our duty to show him the best Montreal has to offer during his brief tenure with us.
Mahalo
What ripe men! Eyes vacant like the summer night, red and black, tricolored, steel studded with gold stars; faces distorted, leaden, blanched, ablaze; burlesque hoarsenesses! The cruel strut of flashy finery! Some are young, - how would they look on Cherubin? - endowed with terrifying voices and some dangerous resources. They are sent buggering in the town, tricked out with nauseating luxury.