If I could choose between:
(1) Being in hell, wearing a bee hive for undies, surrounded by a thousand Wal-Mart shoppers in Taz t-shirts and white sneakers, coming at my eyelashes with tweezers dipped in battery acid, dunking my head in Sunny Delight, forcing me to watch The 700 Club while going down on Phyllis Diller,
or.....
(2) Having another kidney stone,
then I just hope the old woman shaves.
(1) Being in hell, wearing a bee hive for undies, surrounded by a thousand Wal-Mart shoppers in Taz t-shirts and white sneakers, coming at my eyelashes with tweezers dipped in battery acid, dunking my head in Sunny Delight, forcing me to watch The 700 Club while going down on Phyllis Diller,
or.....
(2) Having another kidney stone,
then I just hope the old woman shaves.
Oh, and why oh why are people in Walmart ALWAYS in Looney Tunes outfits?
Cheers to Amelie, and to Six Feet Under too (even though I only ever saw the second season).