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So yeah, The Day the Earth Stood Still, not a bad movie but not as cool as the original. Keanu has become the world foremost expert on emotionless acting. That just seems to be all he does now. I miss the Bill and Ted days and the My Own Private Idaho days and even the Point Break/Speed days.

John Cleese makes a small appearance in...
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"It's not until we lose everything that we are free to do anything." That includes moving forward. Losing the two greatest loves of my life in the span of a year sucks. I was married for 13 years. 9 of those were really good. Our marriage began to die a little at a time over the next four years. Hedieh and I should have split...
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Don't you love surprises? I log on this way too early morning to find my profile tag has changed. Hmm, who cold have done that? I guess that's the chance you take when your BFFF/girl friend/soul mate has your SG password. On the other hand, I do appreciate the sentiment and in a couple of weeks she will too.
What I don't like is have...
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Home again, home again gigity jog. It's amazing home much you can fit in to 4 days. Wednesday I boarded the plane from Charlotte to Chicago to go see my Katie Chloe. I landed. She picked me up and off we went to Milwaukee which of course is Algonquin for "the good land". (Side note, I recently found out that Chicago is Potowaname for "little...
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Booyah! Yesterday was amazing! I got the call from IKEA. I'm super stoked! I'm gonna be the "Shopkeeper" for kids furniture. Amazing! I know what you're thinking. Yes, I am a retail lifer. It wasn't my chosen profession (I went to school for advertising) but it's the profession that chose me. So what better place to continue my career pushing America's obsessive need for consumer...
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So this is my first blog. Honestly I've always been worried that once I start I won't be able to stop. I get OCD on stuff like this but oh well. I developed a new sleeping disorder, OPSS- Old People's Sleep Schedule. I'm up at like 5 am and asleep by like 10. It's really annoying. I'm not a late sleeper anyway but 5 am...
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