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Word Up Yall?

So I got a joke that I heard the other day, just to warn you its pretty disturbing, OK OK here it is.

So this little boy is sitting on a pier staring out into the ocean crying uncontrolably. A man walks by him and says " Son what's wrong"
The boy says " I just watched my mom drown out there in the ocean."
"Well were's you dad?" The man responded.
"He swam out to save her and got eaten by a shark"
The man then took a quick look around to see if anybody else was around looked down at the boy, unzipped his paints and said
"Son this just isn't your luck day."

Yeah I know, I know its fucked up.....

Did any of you guys go to Montley Crue on Friday?
Have any of you guys seen the move Crash?
It's fuckin awesome, I highly recomend it.
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Holy Shit!

So My dumb ass finally went and bought some wrestling head gear. For the cauliflower ear you know. You still can't tell that I got it by looking at my ear, but man I swear its getting fuckin thicker every time I train. At first I thought it was kinda cool. But fuck that I aint lookin like no freak.