Alba!

I'm not so into Jessica Alba. Mainly because I heard her use the word "dawg" in an interview once. Come on, "dawg"? Are you kidding me with this shit right now?

GAH!

That girl is so hot.

Did she lose something?

'cause I'll help her find it.

Yeah. I'd hit it, too.

god she is so fucking hot it gives me an erection


[edited to say: hot enough for me to rent "Honey" from the $1.33 section. thats fucking hot]

[Edited on Oct 04, 2005 by DrStinkypants]

i want her

she makes me do naughty things to my no no.

*mouth waters*
must leave thread before drool hits pants

I love her:

Scientologists scare me.

I have to agree with you there

I think if I was promised a night with her and her ass if I could do something like ....... Purify the waters of lake minetonka for example , I could manifest the powers that would bend science . For that ass .

I totally hate it when I get my hands stuck in my bikini. Gaaah! Help me!

I think her bikini bottom was riding up her crack.

I wouldn't blame them, its hard to generate friction with two perfect half-spheres.

I don't get it. She just looks so blah. And vaguely twelve.

Very sexy.

She isn't a Scientologist, though, is she? I mean, the only thing I could find was something from scientology-kills.org that implies that (and also Scarlett Johansson, so I'm reading that with a grain of salt).

Ass for days is the phrase that we're all looking for.

mmmmmm ....alba....

She had a nice body but I don't get what people find attractive about her creepy extraterrestrial pan-racial features. I don't know whether to say "Hot" or "She turk 'r jerbs".

[Edited on Oct 05, 2005 by Jeff_Fries]

ONLY in Dark Angel
I don't care much any other time

I don't know, any girl that would "cut a bitch" for me would turn me on pretty hard. All any women have ever done over me is wrestle nude in jello...

oh who am I kidding.