A Dirty Shame
God I love John Waters...everything from his most insane, Pink Flamingos to Crybaby to Serial Mom. We just watched A Dirty Shame. That movie has the best lines of any movie I think I have seen.
"Oh, Ursula, ever since my concussion, I've learned so much about eros. I'm a sex addict, too. I'm a cunnilingus bottom, and I'm your mother. "
"But, Ursula! They're hotter than a fresh-fucked fox in a forest fire, you know that! "
"It's not safe out! People are shaving their crotches as we speak. There is pubic hair in the air! Everywhere! "
"Only you can prevent fornication. "
"Well, no wonder, they've got blatant homosexuals shopping right in our store. They eat life, you know... Sperm! "
Please...go watch this movie!! It is hilarious and genious....yes, it's over the top...but genious.
xoxo
--molly
God I love John Waters...everything from his most insane, Pink Flamingos to Crybaby to Serial Mom. We just watched A Dirty Shame. That movie has the best lines of any movie I think I have seen.
"Oh, Ursula, ever since my concussion, I've learned so much about eros. I'm a sex addict, too. I'm a cunnilingus bottom, and I'm your mother. "
"But, Ursula! They're hotter than a fresh-fucked fox in a forest fire, you know that! "
"It's not safe out! People are shaving their crotches as we speak. There is pubic hair in the air! Everywhere! "
"Only you can prevent fornication. "
"Well, no wonder, they've got blatant homosexuals shopping right in our store. They eat life, you know... Sperm! "
Please...go watch this movie!! It is hilarious and genious....yes, it's over the top...but genious.
xoxo
--molly
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i_poop_too_much:
Tis brilliance indeed. Thanks for the birfday note. 
vivid:
You seem like you really have the same weird humor as I do .. I think youll like my next one. mwahahahaha!!!