ladyexxa

1) "Ibuprofen" is like "February." It really is, a lot.

2) Glass Nutella jar, or plastic? I only ever see the plastic ones 'round these parts. Either way, I love that.

3) I also love the "it's so European" explanation of your guy's laundry thing, and I fully intend to use it next time C's like, "Um, why are two of your coats and a sock and one of my ties and that shirt you said you hate and wanted to get rid of and a bra hanging off our kitchen chairs?" IT'S 'COS I'M MORE EUROPEAN THAN YOU. THAT'S WHY.

You might be on to something there...

I was told that as a kid. Didn't like it now that I look back on it.

ALL OF THE ABOVE = Go Getcha Some!

I'm not sure which I like better, the Ovid quote or the blog entry, above. They're both pretty fucking great.

What did he or she charge you?

In the form of oil seeping from your pores?

I read John the comment you left in my journal, and he said, "Ha! I can actually picture her doing that!"

P.S.



He's saying, "Vee, come back to me. I'll let you touch my fur this time."

Oh alright.
i worked at a McDonald's for a couple years. One summer we had a car catch fire in the parking lot. There was a guy that I went to high school with, he was a couple years older than me, I do not know what his condition was, but he would take on the role of whatever clothes he was wearing. Well it was after the whole 9/ 11 stuff and the FD NY shirts and hats were popular. He had a hat with the fire department logo and because of that he was a fire fighter, wanted us to call him Capt. Russell. So he wanted to try to open the hood of the car to put the fire out. I was manager at the time so I had to take him the side and tell him that his men were on the way and that they asked for him to not start putting the fire out without the rest of the team. So the firemen showed up and axed open the hood and put the fire out. And he was there to supervise the whole thing. I gave him lunch to thank him for getting his crew to the scene and keeping the fire from spreading to the other cars and the building. Like three days later he showed up with combat boots and he and his cousin were going to shoot gophers and moles with a bazooka.

Interesting...I really don't see how I could possibly be more clear about it in the context of hyperbole.

that would be the one and only.

she didn't have any movies for us to watch. we mostly just watched intervention.

wait, on second thought, patrick swazye movies were on as well because he had just died.

Want a nail polish assignment? Good
I'm getting married this fall and I want to find the perfect nail color to match my dress.
Here is a quick pick of the dress' bodice-

Okay so the picture is pretty small but it's gold detailing. The dress is very Grecian...
If you run across any colors that you think may compliment the dress nicely let me know. I will get you a wonderful prize!
Trust me, you won't be disappointed

I thought for sure you'd be all, who the fuck does this girl think I am?! So, yay and thanks!

You hate on furries, then hope I get a pony ride? Make up your mind, woman.

But thank you. And yes, my childhood was filled with hyphenated, double-duty gifts from relatives. (Merry Christmas, and Happy Birthday too! )

Wait, I missed your birthday this year...

I can't believe you stayed in on New Year's.

Is that a lie? Are you a liar?