kurupt

How to use a cross-walk and still look cool.

1) If you know that the button has been pressed then don't press it. This makes you appear aloof, like you could care less what happens.

2) Try to observe the traffic light for the other direction in your peripheral vision. When that is in the last couple seconds of yellow, hop off the curb. Folks...
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Hellooooo everyone.
I just wanted to say I haven't forgotten about you and I certainly hope you haven't forgotten me.
Two jobs and school have been whooping my ass and not the way I like. Chemistry class is tough and I keep giggling when the word "titration" is spake. Looking forward to a glass of Yellowtail Cab tonight and watching My Name is Earl (I...
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Hello everybody. Just some random extemporizations for you-
I'm at the fabulous laundromat and as if the panty folding wasn't enought fuel for the laundry pervs, me looking at hot naked chicks on my laptop with give them plent of cannon fodder.
How much god damn time have I spent at the god damn laundormat??!!?? I could be working right now and after the 1...
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well i am back, and about fuckin time. I have been traveling for work and most hotels are not down with me loggin on to suicidegirls in the main lobby, i tried believe me. So i am home and missing all of you. Fucked up how long its been. Lets see, I have gotten new speeding tickets, tattoos, and oh yeah ate like the fuckin...
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So we all have things we have done in the past, and learned from them right? So why dont we always apply that knowledge. I think I am an intelligent person, may not be the best speller, but i rock math!!!! Enough about that, but seriously- we learn and try to make sure we see the signs, warnings, flashing neon lights telling us "hey fuck...
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Fuck it has been too long, I missed everyone. I just started a new job but working the old job on weekends and school at night. This sounds like a lot, and it is, but I subconsciously make myself too busy for one reason. Excuses! I had my epiphany last night when I was driving home, going over all the shit I need to get...
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Okay, so this might not be the whittiest blog i will write, but hilarious, at least those who know me. So i was checkin out myspace and i am on the SG myspace main pic. So I start reading the comments. Man those fuckers are a little harsh, but I take critcism well, i think. There were many that thought my tits were fake, from...
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So this friend of mine had knee surgery and is on crutches, can't bend her leg, lots of meds!! That whole shit luck thing right? Well she slept on my couch for a few days and I noticed her enormous titties have become, well, monumental!! So my roommate, a good friend of hers starts pestering her to show us her tits, we usually get a...
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Something to ponder- the genealogy of morals. If we had not had right and wrong pounded into our heads, embedded in us since birth, would we not rape, kill, steal, for the good of ourselves? If it came to chopping off the hand that feeds you, would you? If i was a cavegirl, and i was starving, and my hunter/gatherer family put the food in...
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