Tuesday May 27, 2003

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Christ it's hot outside.

Monday, five oh nine post meridian.. shouldn't it be cooling down outside? And why does Tri-Met still have buses that aren't air conditioned?

I could go off about tax dollars, but I'm decidedly too unmotivated.

I think I'll try my hand at making a bathtub full of Jello and see if that helps.
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mechanicalmonkey:
no crap man course not as bad today though here in the city of roses. I really hope we keep this weather all summer cause it makes my job oh so much easier.
superflashgo:
You know, I have that SAME EXACT set of devil rubber duckies. I play with mine in the bathtub.

Friday May 23, 2003

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7:11 a.m.

Hungover.

Jesus, and someone just rang my doorbell.

Mysteries.

Oh Hey! It was my fiancee's ex-love interest. This is gonna be a GREAT day...

Monday May 19, 2003

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My rant for the day: Jezebel's

Oookay class, today we're going to talk about one of my favourite bars that lives only in memory, and how much I hate change. No, not a little bit of hate, but the kind that makes you daydream about walking away from a building as it explodes into a huge prickly fireball of exploditude while nonchalantly picking lint off...
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swingkitten:
By the time I'm 21, karaoke/openmike/margarita/ladiesnight/bullshit bars are the only kind that're gonna be left.

You're of a dying breed that appreciates bars where you aren't put on display under flourescents and forced to listen to a drunk frat boy try and sing "Hungry Like the Wolf", 'cause, well, we all know that's REAL entertainment.

Bah.
koosh:
it seems these days the only places that don't annoy the hell out of me have $100 minimums and $36 drinks. sucks.

Thursday May 15, 2003

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Day two of my twenty four hour cold. I'm a little looped, but not enough to make me interesting. I've decided to take a break from daytime television and write a little bit.

One can only take so much of the uplifting "Have a better future thru ITT Tech" commercials.

Random things happening right now:

Listening to Mink Car by TMBG.
Watching my pug barking...
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swingkitten:
Jesusfuck, you updated!

We should hang out sometime, for old time's sake.

Monday Dec 09, 2002

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ARGH... you guys. I'm sorry for the lack of updates, but I've been so friggin' insipid lately that I don't feel I ought to waste anyone's time writing about it. I believe that my lack of shenanigans and those who inspire me to do so have caused me to become muddled and uncreative.

I think I wanna have fun without getting drunk. (Man, I can...
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squid_vicious:
I worship and love devil ducks. Satanic rubber ducks are the best thing since long before the invention of sliced bread. Two of my motorcycles are equiped with devil ducks. One of them can be seen in my profile picture.

All hail the evil water fowl!
mephausto:
"Dad... I'm not going to use hamster style anymore..."

"Okay, son."

Tuesday Oct 29, 2002

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Cabin Fever

Day two: my bathrobe is making me itchy. I may have developed bed sores. I keep hearing the voice of my dead grandmother calling out to me.


"Daaaaveeey.... it's time to get up."


No... NO.... NO! hALLUcinations continUE.


I am still sick... I am still mostly bedridden... ridden with bed... I have almosted finished Stranger in a Strange Land... I have almost grokked...
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ragingwhore42:
did you die? are you ok? thought i'd check in-i have returned and was wondering if you're ok-and if you'd be attending the sgpdx2 gathering at rocco's this friday. it appears everyone is uncool and is merely meeting up at rocco's-then heading to a me-unfriendly place(this means 21 and over). i might show up anyway-cause i have nothing better to do-and always enjoy gatherings. especially at rocco's. hey! i'm not a friend anymore?
swingkitten:
.....*bonks on your skull*

ello? ello, sah, ah you oolright in theyah?

Monday Oct 28, 2002

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Oi vay...

So, I'm at home nursing some yogurt and wishing my nose would stop running. The floor next to my side of the bed is covered in wads of kleenex. It looks as if a tiny army was trying to raid a castle using catapults filled with soggy tissue.


Alicia was kind enough to loan me three dollars before leaving for work today for...
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Thursday Oct 24, 2002

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Ode to Donald

So, I know this guy who goes by Donnie.
He's a friend to you and a friend to me.
Once long ago, when Donnie was wee,
Donnie was bitten! By a monkey!


Bit on the thumb to the monkey's delight!
Bit on the thumb, such a terrible sight!


His mother shrieked and his father yelled!
They called the cops, and the monkey...
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Monday Oct 21, 2002

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Wanna get high?

Ever have a conversation with someone and realize just how much you don't know about 'em? How a sentence or two can completely deconstruct a previously built (and up until then previously infallible) image of someone's personality? And how quickly we are to assemble a new representation to replace the old.

Like busy little ants after someone threw a car tire on...
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Friday Oct 18, 2002

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Autumn Twilight

I'm feeling quietly content today. I don't have much to say, but I'm smiling a lot.

Things are good.
ragingwhore42:
it's cause your balls are pulsating with a thousand moons huh? is the sun gonna be destroyed by the gravity of their weight? be sure to let me know when it's gonna happen. i think it disappeared for some reason-i tried to be psychotically obsessed just now-and it didn't work. it appears to have vanished. if you can find it-help me!!!! my head will surely implode without another dose!

Thursday Oct 17, 2002

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Butterflies

So, I'm both a little excited and a little nervous. I don't deal well with change.. unless it's hugely, dramatically out of my control. I've been comfortably working part time from five to nine Monday thru Friday with my little alternate Saturdays of doom. This is a very warm and familiar rut I've dug myself into.


-Work
-Drink
-Sleep
-Treat Hangover
-Repeat


But recently,...
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ragingwhore42:
go here-
http://newgrounds.com/portal/uploads/31000/31826_Harry_Potter.swf

it's silly and i apologize now for putting you through it. let's just say that i spent a lot of time bored and stoned when i watched this daily.

oh-and if you don't completely hate it-there's also a sequel:
http://newgrounds.com/portal/uploads/35000/35647_Potterdbz2.swf

and once again i'm sorry that i even mentioned it-i can almost guarantee you'll despise me after this. and yes i am jealous. i just want a job. and um trick bitch! you coming to my party-or the sg gathering that we're trying to organize?


http://newgrounds.com/portal/uploads/31000/31826_Harry_Potter.swf

Tuesday Oct 15, 2002

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Poop!

Okay... while randomly surfing I found this... and watched it twenty nine times.
apathy_activist:
thanks for that link. my day just got WAY better.
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